where did you lose it at? you better go find it.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Not sure if I knew it wouldn't be lost
well someone could take it. Or worse, if it fell on the floor someone walking by might trip on it.
Oh no my butt is a hazard
shakes hands w danger
Hello sir, is your butt running? Well you better stop farting!
My butt is running because of woke
This sounds like the beginning of a Chuck Tingle novel
Pounded in My Butt by My Stolen Butt
did you look under the couch?
under the couch
Hey that's not my butt that's Vice President of the United States of America J.D. Pants
THEY TOOK MY ASS. I CANT SHIT!
Is this your butt
No that's my neighbor's butt
Oh I'm sorry for them then, i just called the Dog Catcher and he ran by just now with a net on the end of a really long stick. Will be in for a stinky surprise
Butt redistribution system in full effects.
Truss the plan
I pulled myself up by my buttstraps