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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Because of WOKE soviet-huff

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

where did you lose it at? you better go find it.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not sure if I knew it wouldn't be lost

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

well someone could take it. Or worse, if it fell on the floor someone walking by might trip on it.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

shakes hands w danger

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hello sir, is your butt running? Well you better stop farting!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

My butt is running because of woke soviet-huff

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds like the beginning of a Chuck Tingle novel

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

Pounded in My Butt by My Stolen Butt

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

did you look under the couch?

under the couchjaby-vance

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Hey that's not my butt that's Vice President of the United States of America J.D. Pants

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

THEY TOOK MY ASS. I CANT SHIT! ooooooooooooooh

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No that's my neighbor's butt

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Oh I'm sorry for them then, i just called the Dog Catcher and he ran by just now with a net on the end of a really long stick. Will be in for a stinky surprise

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Butt redistribution system in full effects.

Truss the plan truss-the-plan

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I pulled myself up by my buttstraps