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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

They hate us for:

geordi-no Our freedom

geordi-yes Our beautiful beef

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 60 points 2 days ago (4 children)

We are reaching caveman levels of stupid here

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dont insult cavemen like that, i bet these mfkers couldn't track and hunt a mammoth for shit

[–] Gwingollor@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

To be fair, neither could I

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Cavemen came up with the Neolithic Revolution. What have we done lately?

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

they hate us for the beauty of our beef

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago

Tale as old as time

Song as old as rhyme

Beauty and our beef

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

They hate us cuz they Angus

[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

It’s the prions from your beautiful beef

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One thing I didn't see coming, but which makes perfect sense when you think about it, is how Trump's sycophants emulate his bizarre way of speaking.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

Watch videos of the Manson Family. They all speak with the same cadence and weird word choices as Charlie. Emulating the leader is Cultism 101.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

American cattle listen to AI Hitler speeches 24/7 and grow up with strong ubercow values which intimidates the lesser haplogroups

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

Chlorine chicken, famous for it's beef

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What does that mean?

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

They hate us cuz black angus

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So he wants to fuck the beef?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Oh, you don't? smuglord

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

getting a lotta mileage outta these screenshots of George C. Scott in Exorcist III lately

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The scene for reference since I am also screaming "Would YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH" in exactly this same way every time I see one of these headlines

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

BIG BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN BEEFS

[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Woke European beef (soy) Strong American beef (chad)

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

maybe it's a good thing because it makes the corruption seem so opaque but it's pretty absurd that since Bush there's only been 8 years where the president has been fully literate

the rot goes all the way down and back up again

stupid stupid nation

[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

beef and fascism, two great tastes that go great together