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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So uh, it looks like a buttplug but it's not. There's a chain going around the tail. (Thank god.)

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Thankfully they only cat abuse happening is fashion crimes

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not chasing down my cat to remove his bedeazzled ass bib so he can take a shit.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Yeah this fucking THING is going to get all kinds of poopy.

[–] enkifish@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Love explaining to guests, that no, my cat is not plugged.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

It's like how the victorians went through that phase of putting skirts on all of their horses. Hiding it just draws more attention to it, and hiding it with something shiny...

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

they may be right in that there is an untapped market for ass jewelry, but they chose the wrong target group as cats have no fashion sense to speak of, and generally don't like to pay for stuff

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

bedazzling my kitties so they can sparkle while they shit~

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

To paraphrase when I saw this on reddit 'For the low cost 49.99 you get to explain to your concerned guests that no it's not a feline buttplug it's simply an anal medallion'

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

This is abuse.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ACAB includes Cat-owners-who-use-twinkle-tush.

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This product would have protected me from kissing my cat's butt that one time. So much lipwashin'...

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would you like to share more with the class?

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lol not much to it. i was covering my young kitty with kisses, eyes closed (as one does, right? He's a long-hair) he wriggled around a bit at just the wrong time and i got a clean shot at a distinctly non-furry spot which though ive never felt before still knew immediately what i had done and i went to scrub my mouth (and laugh at myself).

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

This was a gag gift thing from years ago