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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sorry to tell you pal, but that's an Israeli game company.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

dirt_owl is now sponsored by Mihoyo who has never done anything wrong

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Oh shit it is. Do not play the genocide game.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago
[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

when this was big on youtube, they were paying non-gamer youtubers to advertise it. some of their ads were pretty amazing, cos they clearly had no idea what the fuck raid shadow legends was, but had to awkwardly pretend they're excited about it

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

dirt_owl can you please tell me what vpn to use, what AI-enhanced browser to use, what dna genealogy service to use, what bluetooth earphones to use and what gamer beverage to drink. In that order please. I value your endorsements

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Don't forget chatbot psychology

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Beans are yimyum in my timtum

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"What’s up, gamer! Thank you for playing Raid Shadow Legends, where only legends can become one with the shadow (or whatever you nerds like to hear). Here’s your epic loot box bonus gift: Dirt_Owl’s latest shitpost. Click the link to open your legendary reward: https://hexbear.net/post/4513647"

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

"Don’t worry, gamer! You’re still the most badass, dragonslaying overlord in Raid Shadow Legends. Here’s 300 Piss Bucks as a consolation prize, which you can use to buy your own mythical, sexy in-game girlfriend. Click the link here to get your Piss Bucks: https://imgur.com/Doey0qg"

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I went straight for the link before I even read anything. I was expecting a screenshot of the same post kitty-birthday-sad

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Please, never change. You’re an absolute gem, lol. catgirl-sorry

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

I'll try but I canne promise that I won't fall for free gem cutting doggirl-thumbsup

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

An Imgur link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Nobody else got it yet so I'll say it: BOOBS