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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

"Cat. On a lovely bed of Greens"

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Smells fresh and cool. I'd sleep on a salad if I could.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 11 months ago

Sleep on the salad, bathe in the dressing.

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Do we have a cats are liquid community?

[-] bleuthoot@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Looks like there is one at !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml. There is not a lot of activity there, though.

[-] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 7 points 11 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !catsareliquid@lemmy.ml

[-] bleuthoot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

So that's how those links work.

Good bot.

[-] OnlyAStarOnlyTheSea@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

And neither of those work for me!

[-] recursive_recursion@programming.dev 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Cat: it's because of that one time you said
"You're so cute I could eat-ya!"

[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 11 months ago

They just like the cool greens. I feel like that may be an interesting experience.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

Nah...this applies equally to kids as well.

"What's in your mouth? Why are you chewing on plastic?"

"A thousand toys in this house, and you play with the empty box..."

"Why is there a dead mouse sitting on top of the fridge?"

Really, almost anything you say to a cat you'd likely also say to a kid at some point.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"Stop shitting in the corner you animal"

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Is that two cats stacked on top of each other?

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

"Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?" A sentence I never thought I'd have reason to say.

[-] babypigeon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"If I fits, I sits."

-- Every Cat Ever

[-] roon@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

He's literally ON his diet

[-] LaFinlandia@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Cats wants to touch grass. 😿

[-] lamentdecay@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Salad? You mean the cat's box?

[-] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Perhaps it's exemplary advice on what one should sleep on for a change?

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

You told him to touch grass once.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Hey, who ordered the Shumway Salad?

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