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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I'm gonna start with comedy movies. At first I'll be the edgy young ugly white guy, but then I'll branch out into more serious genres. I'll win the academy awards in action in 2028. I'll marry Meryl Streep and buy a huge mansion in LA with 6 swimming pools. And you all will look back and thing "damn I should have been nicer to that ButtBidet guy when I had the chance.

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[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I ever do an enema, I will dedicate it to you.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on this site.

thonk-cri

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Well then, go get those movie award, pools and Streeps! momo-resolute

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Y'all are cool, don't come to badposting tomorrow

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

ButtBidet's Basilisk

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Roko's posting basilisk

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

Don't put yourself down, I'm sure you are a beautiful bidet

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

Goodluck on the comedy movies. May you be the buttbidet of the jokes