What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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That's too dirty.
Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?
What size is his jazzer?
Boys Husky
That's it. That's the one. Hooooo boy.
Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?
What about some Klingon foreplay?
This IS sex!
Quark can tell you all about that
That's some vanilla shit.
I'm here to read, not to breed
He has an elegant confidence
Interesting kink
There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.
Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.
8 Oo-mox from Moogie
A night with jadzia
Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.
Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
Holy crap I read that in his voice
Definitely 6
Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.
It's not even close!
Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:
- Hands down.
"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."
It's not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.
This is quality content.
7 All of the above
Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He's funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
Also he's banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I'm not one to judge.
The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.
The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.
“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“
“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”
What about licking the head spooooooon clean
I could always use a good massage.