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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 99 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think it is Wii Rod, not weirod.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (6 children)

My wife will sometimes say she’s setting a “mental alarm” when she’d like to get up at a certain time but it’s not actually critical to be awake then and she tends to wake up right around then. There are plenty of times she wakes up one minute before her real alarm, too.

[–] spykee@lemm.ee 29 points 4 days ago

Your wife's probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she'll say she regularly gets a good night's sleep. Witches man, I'm telling you.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I’ve done the e wake up <5 minutes before my alarm lots of times. The problem is then I go right back to sleep and snooze the alarm for the next 8-24 minutes and end up late.

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dyslexics of the world untie!

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it's wrong and im late for my own funeral

[–] Necroscope0@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

I used to need a bunch of them, then I got old and started going to bed at 9 almost every night and now I wake up within five minutes of 7 o clock EVERY day.

Probably would have been that way all along if not for all the drugs and alcohol I guess

[–] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I use an alarm, but 9/10 times I wake within 10 minutes before the alarm.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My body has started doing this and I hate it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago

Just drink a ton of vodka. You’ll never have to worry about waking up before your alarm goes off.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The worst part is when its a weekend and your alarm isn't going off at 6am but your body wakes up at 5:50 with a paniced feeling amyway

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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Why don't you people proofread these things before posting?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago

You think we’re a bunch of weirods?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

Just your bodies internal clock.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Lol it's a meme not a research paper ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago
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tyops improove engagement

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (9 children)

I don't think there's a bigger bliss in this world than waking up randomly at night, looking over at the clock and realizing it's still early as fuck so you can go back to sleep 🤤

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
  • wakes up in the middle of the night
  • realises it's 4 am, need to wake up at 5am
  • can't fall asleep for 45min ..
  • no profit
[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

When I was a kid, I would set an alarm for like 2am, just for this. I was a dumb kid (now not a kid...)

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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

There is, it's waking up early thinking you're late to work / school only to realize you've woken early and today is your day off

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The trick is to figure out how long you sleep naturally and go to sleep that amount of time before you need to wake up. Doesn't work for insomniacs unfortunately.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My cat has a more precise internal clock than humans could ever engineer.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

Hint: it wakes up so punctually because it can hear the mice scratching in the walls, who are reacting to your boiler starting to heat the pipes at 7am sharp.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yes, he knows when I'm in that deep sleep like 30-60m before my alarm goes off, so that when I give him the boot I don't have enough time to go back to bed for any meaningful sleep.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 26 points 4 days ago (5 children)

My cats wake me up, does that count?

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[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

I am all of these depending on how depression/anxiety has been treating me lately

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If I don't get up before 8:30am or so, my husky will softly grumble until I get up. The grumbles get progressively louder.

Edited to add A video!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't need an alarm.

I wake up every few hours regardless.

And I'm always awake about 20 minutes before my alarm, no matter that time I set it to.

Existence is pain

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Set your alarm to 20 minutes after you want to wake up. Come on, that was easy.

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Having kids removed the need for alarms. The whole house is awake between 630 and 7 every day.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

I legitimately thought I activated some sort of extrasensory perception when I learned my internal clock worked

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i don't need any alarm because i have cats

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

Cats with baseball bats.

[–] inbeesee@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Ya'll really got it out for servicemembers.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That’s basically everyone with a decent routine, no? I go to bed the same time, so I wake up the same time. The alarm is just for backup.

If anyone has trouble sleeping/waking with a set routine, there’s probably other factors at play like interrupted sleep cycles or sleep apnea.

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[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A propos of nothing, I think this is one of the funniest images ever made. The pure horror of the small child, the utter confident terror of the elder, the random shingles, the unexpected wooden bucket, the crazy cute rabbit staring at the unexpected wooden bucket - just pure genius

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[–] Michal@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

I have a baby. No need for an alarm, he has one built in 👍

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

just drink a bottle of water if you have to wake up early. alarms are uncivilized

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah! And drink a bottle of whiskey if you have to wake up late and can't be bothered to cancel the multiple alarms in your off day.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

hell yes brother/sister!

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