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Unfortunately late to another trend yet again. Due to my harsh stances on cabbages I haven't had much success with the ladies. Not a joke thread btw ask anything you want.

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[–] StalinistApologist@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what's it like to have sex?

[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Idk buddy i never had it i think the title does a good job of conveying that.

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why can’t you just stop your evil ways and become more like the cabbage merchant from Avatar?

[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Every yin has its yang, as every cabbage lover has a counterpart cabbage hater.

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does your username mean you hate both cabbage and weed?

[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Honestly i'm ok with the weed i just don't fuck (with cabbages).

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Small lizards. They are very cute.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you turn into a wizard yet?

[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

No not really. I do float once in a while but it's nothing serious. They would laugh me out of the wizard function if i went there like this. Also i don't get along with the cabbage wizard it would be awkward.

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What did cabbage do to you?

[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It killed my family and took my (adopted) kids. So now i roam the internet seeking my revenge at every corner and i don't know how longer i can keep going without finding my peace.

Joking aside here's the real answer:

I have no strong feelings towards cabbages, however since my pfp used to be a cabbage the internet demanded i must state my position on the "cabbage question".

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s tough, I hope you can find your peace

[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As of 2020 there were 71 million tonnes of cabbage produced, so i still have a long way to go.

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah currently there are a lot of reactionary elements resisting the de-cabbagification of the world. But when worldwide communism is achieved, I'll be there.

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let’s work hard to get to worldwide communism fast then

[–] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Me when i see the button to erase capitalism (alongside cabbages) from the earth xi-button