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Also, they found a steer!

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[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago

Facebook was way more fun back then.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not enough people called Bethuel today

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or Christenia, for that matter

[–] uis@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Russia Christina is common name

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Christenia, not Christina.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They're spelled differently, so no. They're also pronounced differently.

[–] amio@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, well, imagine going to school and being called Bethuel. Sounds like free swirlies for life.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In 1840, going to school and not being named something like Bethuel was what got you bullied.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago

Also, you were nobody if you didn't have rickets.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was 183 years ago. Fascinating to read a blurb of their struggle, and vicariously experience these two persons’ lives.

Preservation is important. 200 years from now (if we haven’t killed ourselves by our petty wars or boiled ourselves off the planet) imagine our descendants watching our Tik Toks. Watching YouTube prank videos of our time. Reading about #MeToo. Epstein. Harambe. Militarized police tear-gassing a crowd of peaceful protestors all so that Trump can take a picture in front of a church while holding a Bible upside down. Stories of our human rights abuse. Messi and Ronaldo. Steve Jobs’ presentation to reveal the iPhone. A crowd of players running to get a Charizard in 2016. Listening to our podcasts. Reading our blogs and article snapshots of our time. It’s absolutely fascinating to think where we will be in 200 years, and wonder about what kind of legacy we will leave behind. While we’re doing some good things, there’s a lot of really negative things we are also doing. Will we be able to save ourselves and delay the impending climate crisis? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Whoops! Having a sobering and reflective existential moment, carry on!

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep thinking with AI and social media we could easily prank the future hard via religion.

[–] Filbo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fam just invented the Missionaria Protectiva

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Haha very close! I was thinking more along the lines of we could use bots to "confirm" future Gospel stories for whatever religion comes next. Setup normal boring accounts that one time post something like "there was a street preacher out today and I saw him do some miracles. People are saying he is the Messiah".

Basically pull a Josphius. A thousand or so years from now "historians" will argue that this religious figure must have existed since we have an ancient tweet about him.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kind of amazing, ignoring the obvious stress and turmoil. Such a slice of life.

Damn, girl! Get it!

[–] DarthBueller@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Sounds more than anything like a couple trying to establish grounds for divorce back in the day when no fault divorce didn’t exist. You had to claim abandonment or infidelity or some other fault to give yourself standing for divorce.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I want to know more about the steer!

[–] pthaloblue@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Speak for yourself, I'm interested in the sugar & molasses. Stocks are low and my family needs to hunker down for the long winter.

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Can I interest you in news of the great molasses flood of 1919?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Have you thought about the sorghum supply?

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It is no longer missing apparently

[–] Windshear@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where did it come from? Where did it go?

[–] LucyLastic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Where did it come from Cotton Eye Joe?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

His name was Leonard.

[–] amio@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Poor Bethuel, fucked around, found out.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

I like this lady.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thank God that steer was found. I don't even want to think what would happen if they didn't.

I am a time traveler.

[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Drag his ass