I don't think you need to be a vegetable to enjoy a nice mist.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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It does feel good.
Source: I am a vegetable.
The equivalent for a person would be decapitated heads in the shower.
Spritz me harder daddy
Dead vegetable reproductive organs.
Get your Brassica out for the lads
Getting that brocussy
Vegan gore
Now in damp!
Contrary to what you may believe, you don't have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.
Thats a misting not a shower tho. Also those veggies aint paying for that water.
Be the vegetable you want to be
Produce was my first job and we used to come in at 5am and clean these occasionally. They get jelly dangly bits hanging from below the veggies that you just spray off and then wash. It was an interesting event.
They hate it, one even tried to chase me but luckily I picked up the wooden ramp before I got out of the store.
we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.
So gross. I hate that they do this.
what a loss for vegetable welfare
Was wondering why we don't have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.
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It's actually not even good for them. It's entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.
On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.
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