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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah can I get a couple bear claws, I think @EstraDoll@hexbear.net just made a fresh pot of coffee.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

oh my fucking god i am so goddamn sick of doing that bit already

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have to push through to the other side of beating a dead horse until it's funny again.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hereby grant you, Robert Kennedy Jr. the right to do the next "DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE" bit thread. because fuck knows i'm never doing that shit again

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE DOES ANYONE WANT A NICE CUP OF JOE. YOU CAN'T HAVE DOUGHNUTS WITHOUT SOME COFFEE

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY SUGAR OR NON-DAIRY CREAMER

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Eco@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

don't be so vulgar

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll take a coffee, black thanks

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Same for me, white thanks

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago
[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the Thanehood of Cawdor plz

[–] isame@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, tell Dunc he still owes me for that thing. He'll know what you mean.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No but say hi to Dunk Acinno for me

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Just everything. I mean yeah, a lot of glazed here. Sprinkle stuff... Just, whatever makes sense.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

The head of Victor Kruger, the Kurgan

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

More like Dunkin Dognuts haha gottem