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I'd like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I'll create a new sex act called "Quakeing", where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.
Welp, that's enough internet for today
I would upgrade my brain to be able to consciously control all the little automatic stuff. Tell my brain to up the metabolic rate when I want to burn more fat, increase heart rate when exercising, basically to be able to consciously control all functions of my body at will.
I can't be trusted with direct control of the of my pleasure center of my brain.
You could control yourself to control yourself. Add sudo permissions to it with a max use of once a day.
Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.
Or! OR! Downgrade your brain so you're just dumb enough to feel constant happiness.
Banger post. Deaf community goes hard
Sorry, can't hear you over my massive dong.
I'm blind, but I feel you
Definitely my spine. There's a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
I already have a big cock. So I would choose a bigger cock.
Hey, spare some cock for us too!
Hmm i think i worded that wrong...
My brain, i hate being neurodivergent it'd be so great to just fOCUSSS
It's funny, there's a local TV program where people can anonymously ask adults and kids with various handicaps questions they wouldn't dare ask them directly and "would you rather not have it" is always one of them. The adults always dodge the question by saying that it's not as bad as it seems and so on and then the kids always reply like you did "I would much rather not have any issues!"
The adults: I learned to live with it and now it became part of my identity
The kids: this sucks! everyone's mean to me and the world makes no sense!
Gosh, only thing I can think of is self-repairing telomeres.
Everything else is perfect, might as well live for hundreds of years.
better brain
with that I can make more money and with that I can just buy new organs
Having a bigger dick is overrated. Great for fantasy, but very impractical.
I'd upgrade my lungs to be better filters and oxygenate my blood. My immune system to fight diseases my efficiently (turn it into a scalpel rather than a cluster-nuke). My brain to retain it's learning capabilities well into my later years. Completely overhaul my metabolism so that I won't have to do heavy exercise to get good muscles (really, all that exercise just exists to make one chemical reaction happen).
After that, then, only then, might I consider doing something with my dick. Though perhaps more with my balls, so I can just switch off the reproductive capabilities to ensure safe sex.
It said one organ, you went on a shopping spree haha.
Upgrade my eyes so I can sense different wavelengths of light at will. I would also make them very resistant to blindness.
Can we pick the nature of the upgrade? I want to pee champagne
From now on you're french
Merde!
And you can only pee in the champagne region of France.
But you're not allowed to live there due to public indecency.
Otherwise it’s only called sparkling piss.
Since when is a dick an organ?
Reproductive organ
Sometimes I wonder if my brain was already donated.
Probably brain, responsetime
Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be vibrating dick
Brain is a no-brainer. It's okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
Transgender Men have joined the chat
I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.
As an audiophile, probably my ears. I wanna be able to hear over 19khz.
Ok but it needs to be an 'activable' skill, if it's always on it could be a nightmare with all kinds of background noises continuously ringing in your ear.
I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, or at least I used to be able to. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I'd have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.
My buddy has a CRT. It makes a very high pitched noise, close to 18900hz. But it's not above what most people can hear, most humans can hear up to 20,000hz. Over time this decreases of course. But every time I go to this guy's house I can hear the CRT going, so loud, so annoying.
Yep, super hearing for me too please. Imagine actually being able to appreciate 192khz recordings... damn. Actually, I don't even think my HD600s go that high
Heart failure is one of the biggest killers out there. I think you'd have a better odds of living a long life with some kind of super heart. Your heart is basically just a water pump that has to remain online for 100 years or you die fast.
I'd upgrade my balls so that they aren't vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill's purse and get away with it.
All y'all are picking dick.
But the correct answer is the balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.
Can I just say “my immune system”? That’d prevent all kinds of diseases and make you cancer proof!
I was born flatfooted. I'd make my feet and legs normal.