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[–] KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 166 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I had to google it, it's called a protractor in English.

Nice joke.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I, an utter imbecile, was trying to find the pun in being "pi rad"

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Better than me I was thinking they were showing an 180 degree angle and meant obtuse. Our biases are showing!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I watched the new episode of "The Last of Us" yesterday, and they were praising one of the characters for being so smart and triangulating locations supposedly. She said she could do it faster if she had a protractor and all I could think was why wouldn't she just make one if she actually needed it. She's sitting there with paper and a pen.

Not sure why that bothered me at the time, but it bothers me that I let things like that bother me in movies/shows lol

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How could she place precise angle marks on her DIY protractor if she doesn't have a protractor in the first place?

[–] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, I guess by folding in half to get 90, then again for 45 and so on?

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago
[–] apex32@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Reminds me of a Simpsons joke:

Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll bring home a brand new protractor.

Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Semicircle?

(We call it "semicírculo" in Spanish, had no idea how it was called in English)

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait what...

Is this a semicirculo?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

And so do I.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hundra procent

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Hello Angle Meter. Nice to meet you!

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No, kutomjer.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Szögmérő.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Yes, Winkelmesser

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

pro-classic euclidian plane? what does that have to do with farming?