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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 month ago

I’m so glad there was a picture

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Myoglobin*, FYI.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’d shop there for sure.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

When there's 'choppin needin' bloody doin', ain't no better than th’ ChopSmart racks, eh?