Look at it's face. It calls to me.
Edit: I fucking ordered it, what's wrong with me?
By around 100 or so, you really aught to be able to get someone else to buy the plushie for you.
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It’s not an owl so you can’t.
imagining a person that only buys human plushies and getting a strong creepy energy
Cheers for that image, I wanted to sleep tonight, but fucking never mind.
It's super cute. And the answer to your question is: You're never too old.
I still buy plushies at 25 lmao
And I'd still buy them if I was 250
buy the plushie. snuggle the plushie
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You can't ever have the plush :(
Literally any age is acceptable to buy plushies
oh you have to buy this little guy
I'm older than you might expect and still buy many plushies so no such thing. Buy it comrade you deserve cute treats too
Buy the cute doll, you dork face
No such thing. Bought so many plushies last year after deciding to stop caring what people think
I need this.
As a later in life purchaser of my first stuffy in decades, a capybara with a gaze I also couldn’t escape, it’s drastically improved my life for the better. I mean not really, but it’s just a little one and I keep it in my work bag, and it gives me a little smile - esp. since those fuckers are insistent I can no longer wfh with my real-life kitty :(