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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by weird@sub.wetshaving.social to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] durfenstein@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

WHAT IS THIS? A PASSPORT FOR BLUE WHALES??

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They somehow never watched Idiocracy

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That clip is from Zoolander though

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

probably for giant aliens when they land in toronto for the first time.

[–] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 76 points 3 days ago (12 children)

I'm no Canadian passport connoisseur but when were they red? My old one from 10 years ago is blue so I'm not sure what that's about?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 78 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They are, but only if you're a diplomat

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The White Power Ranger one is badass.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's also expensive and very shortlived, so it has at least that going for it. Source: found out my passport had expired 24 hours before boarding a flight; Also, austrian temp passports are also white

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I was wondering, if it's perhaps relatively common between nations for passports to be red, but from some very quick image searching that doesn't really seem to be the case:

  • US blue
  • UK blue
  • France red
  • Germany red
  • Spain red
  • India blue
  • China red
  • Brazil blue
[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] brewery@feddit.uk 14 points 3 days ago

And thank god it changed back. Of all the issues in my life, having to look at a red passport once every few months affected me so much that you can't even imagine the hardship. That and something about wonky bananas that I've been told was a massive problem that's only going to be fixed if I vote for that party which definitely represents me as I can have a beer with it's leader. I'm guessing he'll buy the round given his wealth that the woke London elite keep trying to take but he's stood up to them

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

South Africa green

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

You probably left the EU or something.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

At that size of a passport, in an international emergency, you could use your passport as a shelter or flotation device .... is it also bullet proof?

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The U.S. bulletproof model was proposed for school children. Sadly, Republicans successfully fought against it, because it "Would give the kids an unfair advantage over the school shooters."

[–] demunted@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

Sad chuckle

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It doubles as a riot shield, just in case.

I'm case you have a layover in US?

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[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why blue? White with red trimming would be nicer.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Iirc, you can only choose red, blue, black, and green. Maybe other colors are possible, but not preferred (I can see a white passport looking pretty rough after a couple years, if you’re a heavy traveler). No idea why they wouldn’t stick with red though.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

You can see the text on the front of them for what they are for. Blue are regular passports for casual travel. Red are diplomatic passports for high ranking officials. Green are special passports for senators, MPs or government workers on official business. White temporary passports are usually issued abroad where a Canadian citizen has an urgent requirement to travel but doesn't have a passport for whatever reason.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They are correct. That is way too big.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

Also not new. Mine already looks like this one.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 3 days ago

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i think 2 Rs would be a mistake, 3 or more intentional

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I made a mistake initially but you know, mistakes are just happy little accidents

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[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago

we're almost up to a fiverest

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You guyses don't think that might be a bit large for travel /s

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I gotta say, it's the perfect size for huge trips!

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