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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

[-] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Go to physical therapy for 6-8 weeks, it'll sort itself out

  • insurance company
[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 11 months ago

And of course, they'll only cover the third and seventh of those weeks.

[-] 8BitRoadTrip@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Your spine will make a fine addition to my collection

[-] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 18 points 11 months ago

Mortal Kombat DLC looking good so far.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Sub-zero really got his shit together.

[-] ours@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Sub-zero M.D: putting that anatomical knowledge to work.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

There's no substitute for hands on experience.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Bold words for someone that has no spine.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 months ago

Must be a politician.

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

Nah, I'd say it's the opposite, quite spineless

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't have the courage to tell him to put it back since I would be spineless.

[-] jkozaka@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That's how I lost my medical license.

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Ok, you get your spine but and I keep your liver, deal?

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Albania moment

[-] asg101@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Now we know where congresses spines all went.

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Mr_nutter_butter@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Such a classic

[-] v_raton@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Antitrust7668@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

Was not expecting that, thanks for the giggle cx

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