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Jlai.lu (French lemmy instance) / Lemmy (with the lemmy.world logo because it's more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)

Feel free to share it anywhere you want :)

If you have any idea for other meme of this type for the Fediverse, please send me a DM and I might make a nice graph like this for you !

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 139 points 4 days ago (5 children)

"Judgmental asshole who hates the world" and "French" are a bit redundant

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 51 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a venn diagram where french is fully inside the circle

[–] return_void@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I'm french and your representation is oversimplifying and not even close to grabbing the complexity of the real world

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oui ça s'appelle l'humour mdr

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

French is a spectrum?

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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 34 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Hey, I'll let you know that I'm a judgmental asshole and I happen to be french, but I don't hate the world, only the parts that aren't french

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Tiens tiens tiens well I happen to be French as well and I have already judged you (I hate you because you probably are on the wrong side of the chocolatine/pain au chocolat debate)

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[–] sevon@lemmy.kde.social 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not every judgmental asshole who hates the world is french.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Quebec here. Can confirm, bitch.

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[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 63 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Are you saying Lemmy users aren't opinionated pricks? That's not true, fuck you.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

I'm not opinionated, I'm just biased.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Lemmy account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other Lemmings,
Spreading incorrect information,
Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Lemmy?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Lemmy PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on ^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy\.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|lemm\.ee|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|lemmy\.blahaj\.zone|lemmy\.dbzer0\.com|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|lemmy\.sdf\.org|slrpnk\.net))$. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Lemmy is privilege, not a right.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You forgot the most frequently asked question:

Can you downvote this comment more than once?

No.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

You can if you have a lot of alts.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

^(?:(?:feddit.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh.itjust.works|programming.dev|lemm.ee|sopuli.xyz|jlai.lu|lemmy.blahaj.zone|lemmy.dbzer0.com|aussie.zone|beehaw.org|lemmy.sdf.org|slrpnk.net))$

Shout out to my favourite lemmy instance, shmitjust🎃works. Real cool people.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:it|ie|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemmy\.(?:cafe|ml|ca|org|world|zip|nz))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|lemm\.ee|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|lemmy\.blahaj\.zone|lemmy\.dbzer0\.com|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|lemmy\.sdf\.org|slrpnk\.net))$

pretty sure this is correct.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Looks correct, but boring as you kept it pretty readable, the total opposite of what a regex should be.

^(?:(?:feddit\.(?:i[te]|uk|org|de|nl))|(?:lemm(?:\.ee|y\.(?:ca(?:fe)?|ml|(?:sdf\.)?org|world|zip|nz|blahaj\.zone|dbzer0\.com)))|(?:sh\.itjust\.works|programming\.dev|sopuli\.xyz|jlai\.lu|aussie\.zone|beehaw\.org|slrpnk\.net))$

~~I am a weirdo who actually like regex~~

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i[te]

That is fucked up and its annoying that it works

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Regex in a nutshell.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

I am unbelievably shit at regex, and I didn't bother testing this one.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I will continue to downvote until morale improves.

Wait.

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

SOURCE??!

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[–] Damage@feddit.it 77 points 4 days ago

Who's this person who doesn't know what social to join, but knows them all by the logos?

[–] driving_crooner 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(with the lemmy.world logo because it's more colorful than the plain lemmy logo)

Not to brag, but my lemmy instance logo/mascot is a cute capybara

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago

I thought the nose was the eyes for a second.

Its cute though.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Remake with the names on the graphic.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Demand it with more authority.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No.

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[–] unicornBro@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

I think most people on Mastodon are over 30

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

Over 60?! Can we please classify Friendica as over 50? I feel old enough as it is.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You are all too afraid to admit you don't know half of these logos even with the name list.

I am not.

The hell is a vernissage?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

All of these logos except Lemmy could have been completely fabricated for this post, and I would have no idea lol

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is a Vernissage: https://vernissage.photos/

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That did a surprisingly incomplete job of answering the question, if I'm being honest.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 19 points 4 days ago

It's a photo sharing site using ActivityPub for the federation, but it's not Pixelfed.

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[–] Isa@feddit.org 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

Only one thing: Why should somebody who's over 60, but otherwise would answer any single other question with "no", not be allowed to stay off of social media as well?

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, you're going to have to use Friendica, it's the law.

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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lemmy could have just been included in all of those

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Isn't the entirety of Lemmy super opinionated?

[–] Krafting@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Yes, I put lemmy.world because the logo looks cooler

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

A flowchart should cover all possibilities. I'm over 60 and have never had "The Facebook".

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

According to this I should join GNUSocial.

But that sounds like a site for opinionated pricks who can't keep their mouths shut.

No thanks.

[–] contrite4518@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

Frenchz are so fucked up they need their own media

[–] oliver@lemmy.skumring.com 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Vernissage is undersold here somehow - in terms of quality and steady, reasonable development without 100 side-projects and permanent babbling it has turned to my preferred choice of putting my pics online, also showing-off there of course! 😉

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[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I would like to shove misskey and peertube somewhere in there.

Are you Japanese {–––>|yes} misskey

idk what for peertube.

(I think this graph misses the point of OG joke as it was making fun of the userbase of the software)

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[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I’m right where I’m supposed to be ❤️

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