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[–] gobbles_turkey@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Well that would weed all the diabetics out of the American gene pool in just a few days. I'm not sure diabetics are the real problem though.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

RFK Jr's FDA chief should probably go get some potty training instead of just spewing his shit for the world to see.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is why you shouldn't touch any new drugs and any produce from America. Ever since Trump it's actually scary to use now unregulated American products.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Any pictures of this spliced with Trump and his fast food yet

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

He should take a look at reality maybe?

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Hey Marty! Every legal resident in the USA should have the same health insurance as you, dumbfuck. That would solve a lot of problems in 3rd World USA.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://trumpinsight.com/trump-term-end-countdown

Donald Trump Term End Countdown 2029

1331 Days 14 Hours 20 Minutes 52 Seconds

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

So what are they trying to hide? That putin trashed donald lately? The bonds market going bad? That the life saving magic tariffs got rolled back?

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Cooking classes fixes hormones

[–] Bot@sub.community 5 points 1 week ago

Cute, little Trump

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't they still need insulin though? Even if in lesser quantities.

Not against state funded mandatory cooking classes though if it'll help people eat healthier alongside insulin, though.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Type I and II diabetes (mellitus) are different diseases and insulin use isn’t simple enough that diet recommendations (which every diagnosed diabetic probably already knows) are a magical missing piece for RFK Jr.

People with type I are deficient in insulin and it’s part of treating the disease right away. Insulin is used for people with type II, who aren’t deficient but can’t use insulin well, later in the disease progression if other treatments are no longer effective.

If a person with type II diabetes is on insulin, diet was probably treatment number one and has probably already failed or isn’t effective enough.

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