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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 115 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (9 children)

I think the same people who run stackoverflow must run a ton of subs on reddit.

"Your post was removed because it uses "the" too much and doesn't contain enough w's and because the moon is in Pisces and it's Saturday. If you think this was done in error please message the moderators."

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago

messages moderator about it, banned from subreddit for no reason given. Or at least that is how i imagine how it would go

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] bampop@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

That's hilarious. I do hope it gets evaluated at run time. That way you could have a program that works most of the time but if some rare circumstance caused it to execute commands in a sequence where the correct level of politeness was not maintained it would get the hump and crash

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[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

moderator shoots anyone as soon as they knock on their front door through a custom slot

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[–] UberKitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 2 days ago

this is a crap question, glad it was closed

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 73 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Thanks Cloudflare for giving me a moment of reflection on why the fuck I am heading to Stack Overflow so I can close the tab before I get there.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

CF: We defended your website from 69,420 bots today!

The 65,000 users: 👁️L👁️

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Oh thank god, I thought it was just me and that my IP had been flagged for some reason.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 26 points 6 days ago

IMO, this would be more ironic if the post was closed automatically by a bot. But that's not the vibe I'm getting from this.

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