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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Be the goons you want to see in the world.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

Rocko and Moose are the names I automatically associate to goons.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Suggested names:

The Choker

Meat Beater

The Strangler

Hand Cannon

Deathgrip

The Pounder

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now here are some quality thug names.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Probably a Beat-em-up arcade style game

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Streets of Rage 2.

I thought of using Final Fight, but these names are better, and so is the game, don't @ me.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh fuck I used to play that as a kid.

Fun game but ACAB

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

True, but to make up for it, Streets of Rage 4 has a level where you go through a prison and beat up cops get-in

[–] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

guys named scrapyard and sledgehammer (his friends call him sledge)