Be the goons you want to see in the world.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Rocko and Moose are the names I automatically associate to goons.
Suggested names:
The Choker
Meat Beater
The Strangler
Hand Cannon
Deathgrip
The Pounder
Now here are some quality thug names.
Lmao what is this from?
Probably a Beat-em-up arcade style game
Streets of Rage 2.
I thought of using Final Fight, but these names are better, and so is the game, don't @ me.
Oh fuck I used to play that as a kid.
Fun game but ACAB
True, but to make up for it, Streets of Rage 4 has a level where you go through a prison and beat up cops
guys named scrapyard and sledgehammer (his friends call him sledge)