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[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

A transparent one

[–] nis@feddit.dk 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, I love it!

[–] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nis@feddit.dk 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You and me both.

My SO did not, though. So we compromised and bought one with flowers.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well that's a bummer. It still lives on in your heart though.

Did you manage to find it anywhere for purchase? I'm striking out right now.

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago
[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is our shower curtain.

[–] potter2010@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

We have this one!

[–] Creepo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Brilliant, no notes.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

damn, ai :(

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

β€œThis place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I put that over my loo. Showers and tubs can be nuanced.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago
[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

One with your face printed on it.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Plain curtain. Cut a hole about 3 inches in diameter, about 30 inches from the ground. Line the inside of the hole with duct tape.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

I'm sure there are hentai shower curtains

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  1. Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won't let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
  2. Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
  3. Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
[–] FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago

And then carpet the floor. Between the two, guests probably won't stay long past the first bathroom break.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

White one with brown/yellow shading near the bottom to make people think it's dirty, but it's not

A shower curtain of After Dark Flying Toasters

[–] woodenghost@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

The full text of the communist manifesto in fine print on the inside and this on the outside:

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once saw a local Zillow listing with a very graphic gay bdsm shower curtain. So you can buy that somewhere, but that's a Google search I am not about to make for you.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Apparently they're closed now, but Artscow used to offer to print any image you provided on a shower curtain for you. I'm sure other alternatives exist these days.

[–] geese_feces@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Porky piggin’ it

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

A semi-translucent one with the blurry silhouette of people making out printed on it.

[–] CocaineShrimp@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A shower curtain of a very important, and well known document from your country such as the Charter of Rights and Freedoms from Canada, or Declaration of Independence from the US. If you live in a country that still recognizes the British monarch, you could also put up a photo of the king (very common in government and military buildings)

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

C H A R L E S I S W A T C H I N G

Staple a tarp to the ceiling so it hangs down in front

A DIY one made from cardboard

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago
[–] FriendFatale@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

window blinds

A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)

A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

The one with you naked since it defies half of the purpose.

[–] uberstar@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

asking the real questions

[–] FriendFatale@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago