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    [–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 2 days ago

    Missed the chance of writing it as "testing different bistros" but yeah, facts no printer

    [–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 3 days ago
    [–] PeteZa@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

    This is so stupid. I love it.

    [–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    Alright guys I'm gonna tell you...I don't use butter on my grilled cheese.

    Nah. I use mayonnaise. A very thin coating, it doesn't take much -- and ultimately it's easier for butter to be many more calories and taste inferior

    [–] PeteZa@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

    Interesting. I put mayo on my hot dog buns. Just makes it better.

    [–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

    Mayo is an easy cheat code for a lot of things.

    [–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

    Good news, everyone! I've invented a way to install Linux on a stick of margarine!

    [–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

    Instructions unclear. Sandwich now smells funny

    [–] three@lemmy.zip 141 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Is mayonnaise a distribution?

    [–] ceenote@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago

    Looks like it. You distribute it across the bread.

    [–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Are you talking about making a grilled cheese where you sub Mayo for the butter? Cuz it turns out pretty awesome!

    [–] three@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

    Yep! I was very surprised with the result as well.

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    [–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    This is what using Lemmy feels like sometimes.

    [–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (12 children)

    Here's some others:

    • Windows is garbage. The last time windows was good was Windows [10, 7, 2000, NT, 3.1, O/S2].
    • don't you care about your privacy?
    • All AI is all slop all the time. If you think of using AI you are garbage.
    • Star Trek. I have no issues with my Star Trek homies. Y'all are awesome.
    [–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    You are forgetting:

    • you have the moral obligation to pirate all creative works.
    [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    IP as a concept exists in a superstate where it's bad in the context of piracy but good in the context of generative AI.

    When I watch a movie, the credits roll at the end. I can look up the actors on IMDb. Even if I pirated it, I know who made it. That's how I know Rian Johnson is a good director and I should watch anything he makes.

    AI can't name its inspiration.

    [–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I'm sorry XP was the good windows lmao

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    [–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    The last time Windows was good was… hmm. Never. It was never good.

    [–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

    windows n-1 was was good: an always relevant statement not because it’s true, but because less shit than whatever the garbage is now is such a low bar

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    [–] meekah@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    I'm sure Linux is overrepresented across the whole of Lemmy but to be fair, we are in a community specifically about Linux. You could also just block the term Linux and be done with it

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    [–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)
    [–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

    I think you need to reinitialize pan.sh

    [–] crawancon@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

    so, that's NetBSD under heavy load.

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    [–] steeznson@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Let me interject for a moment. What you’ve referred to as β€œbutter” is actually β€œI can’t believe it’s not/butter”. Have a pleasant day!

    [–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Oh, I remember that margarine brand, ICBINB: I Can't Believe ICBINB's Not Butter

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    [–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

    No need for a vm btw, you can try a lot of them from your browser using distrosea.

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    [–] crawancon@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    before you reach for butter, have you even considered whether or not a rolling release distro is right for you?

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    [–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

    Distros, bistros, tomatoh, tomahto.

    [–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Looks like an average Google Gemini reponse

    [–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 6 days ago

    Id like ai a lot more if this were the case

    [–] SSNs4evr@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    spoiler


    Or just start with Ubuntu, while using a good mayonnaise for your grilled cheese.

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    [–] Meltdown@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

    Next recipe: peanut butter and Mint jelly

    [–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    arch is like when you put bacon on your grilled cheese and dip it in tomato soup

    [–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

    way better than you’d expect, or a structurally catastrophic mess

    and that’s a 50/50 or

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    [–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

    instead of fried chicken, eat grilled chicken, instead of soda, drink grilled chicken

    [–] vodka@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

    btrfs reaching new heights

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