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[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 177 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah. They're shopping for a third.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 83 points 1 week ago (3 children)

More specifically, a handmaid.

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.

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[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 104 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

We can only assume that if soaking isn't premarital sex, then it can't be extramarital sex either.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago

Good for Spencer.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said "you're so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder."

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Joseph Smith: "No need to make them exclusive."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh sweet summer child.

The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we're going to see the face of God together.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I saw this in the wild, I'd immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side

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[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Now there's a new sentence (probably)

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[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Thank you, Internet.

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)

my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating

we’ve been together for 13 years

thank you jesus

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

But you guys will put out after Church, right?

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago
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[–] M137@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*this is a real offer to cum with us!!

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.

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[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i dont care if you call him "little extra jesus", spencer, PUT HIM AWAY IN CHURCH

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 16 points 1 week ago

Cum with us!

[–] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] klu9@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've got nothing against their kind per se, but do they have to shove it down our throats?

Kinda. The most powerful, fastest growing and largest religions seem to depend on aggressive proselytizing.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The problem is they are Mormon so they can’t save your soul

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know. There's got to be at least one decent Morman cobbler.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look, we’re all looking for a unicorn. This seems like one of the least effective ways to do it.

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