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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

puts message down near cliff

If right,

Try jumping

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

jump to own libtards

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Glorious chest ahead

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reminder that everything is political

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stubbing my toe this morning was political? Ohhhhhh you'll see me at a protest real soon >:(

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe you stubbed your toe because the local council chose a poor design for the roadside curbs

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I stubbed it on my flat floor, what do you have to say to that, Johnny Politics???

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Sounds like you have some motor issues, probably stress related. You deserve more vacation days. And shorter working hours, so you aren't so rushed all the time.

When the 40 hour workweek was invented, most workers had a wife at home to do chores. You shouldn't be working 40 hours a week plus chores! When women started working and the workforce doubled, the standard workweek should have been adjusted to 20 hours a week. You probably wouldn't have stubbed your toe so pathetically if you only worked 20 hours a week and got paid a full wage.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was not in a rush for work, nor doing chores! I was enjoying some leisure at the time, and I am a young person with several decades left in me before I'm "all used up" as the late great Utah Phillips once sang.

But if you can direct me to politicians I can rage against in my current situation, I am somewhat eager (my toe still hurts, otherwise I would be 100% eager)

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Were you in a rush to take advantage of leisure time? With a 20 workweek, you'd have lots more leisure time, and you could afford to be more careful with it

[–] Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Great quote from Brody West. LiS 2.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

I am reminded of this meme (which has a really funny template):

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You might not fuck with politics, but politics will fuck with you.

Also, adding politics – where it wasn't – is a sign of stupidity. I don't make the rules.

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finally something that wants to fuck me 😩

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Awe don't sell yourself short!

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 4 points 1 day ago

Thanks ❤️

But no worries, that was just a little joke, I’m fine :)

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Exactly, I just got an estus flask (probably a drug) for free (from a liberal no doubt), and now they say be wary of right. I thought I was playing Dark Souls, not Woke Souls!!11!!1!!!

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Agreed! Tired of hearing about it literally EVERYWHERE

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You libcons would complain about it!

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm joking. Liberal conservative makes no sense.

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha nothing seems to make sense anymore! 😂

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Lol very true!

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Seems sensible enough as an ideology imo

The ideology incorporates the classical liberal view of minimal government intervention in the economy, according to which individuals should be free to participate in the market and generate wealth without government interference. However, liberal conservatives also hold that individuals cannot be thoroughly depended on to act responsibly in other spheres of life; therefore, they believe that a strong state is necessary to ensure law and order and that social institutions are needed to nurture a sense of duty and responsibility to the nation

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Haha I'm new to shit posting. I have to ease into it apparently :P

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

the gov could've fixed that step

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, your right or my right?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Walk up the stairs, you'll learn!