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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 111 points 1 day ago (27 children)

Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.

[–] Schmoo@startrek.website 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't Chani a non-believer in the movie, at least at first?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Even if she is, she was raised in the same culture as stilgar and the others

[–] Schmoo@startrek.website 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I was raised in a deeply conservative fanatically religious culture and I put out a sarcastic and "too cool for school" energy a lot of the time. What do you think counterculture is? I remember in the movie she's got a whole social circle of people who are on the same page as her.

Personally I think Zendaya plays Chani pretty well, and her character doesn't feel out of place to me.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

You had access to a counter culture, though. All the fremen know is other fremen and maybe the occasional harkkonen. I appreciate what you're saying, but I still feel like it doesn't seem organic in context.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (4 children)

She's a sassy, rebellious New Yorker, when Chani is mature, strong and feminine AF. Just because they're 15 doesn't mean they're supposed to be played like any Western "f u mom!" kid... Denis really dropped the ball there, but he's more of visual director than a storyteller, I guess.

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Today, only the literate suffer, and that applies to the recent Dune adaptations as well...

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 119 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Surely, you've heard of "tabloids"?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Don’t call me Shirley

[–] Outwit1294@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They earn money off of it. This guy probably doesn’t

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'm pretty sure their point is tabloids exist because there's a market of thousands if not millions of people that want to know about and think about people they don't know, such as this guy.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

You know how some jobs give you homework to demonstrate capability? This is part of his interview/onboarding for said tabloids.

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 21 hours ago

Anus licking is what holding hands used to be

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 38 points 1 day ago

Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

If it's a woman you're like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?

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Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.

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