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[-] 50gp@kbin.social 30 points 1 year ago

unfortunately they didnt check the trees for bird familiars and later wiped to an ambush

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 27 points 1 year ago

Well, what were they hiding?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago

The dog was hiding a bone.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 22 points 1 year ago

Oh! Clearly the entire village needs to die

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Moments after the rogue failed their pickpocket roll against the dog.

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 0 points 1 year ago

Few, less worst than with an "r" at the end

[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The DM is about to punish that player for not using insight on rocks.

[-] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 year ago

What makes this actually bad is when the players doing it are nonproficient with low wisdom scores.

[-] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

If they didn't want to be gaslit, they wouldn't be using insight with 2 wis.

[-] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 15 points 1 year ago

I feel bad for these players because it's obvious a shitty rugpull-lover DM got to them first with a humiliation conga campaign. You know the type, where you run into all the homebrew mindfuck creatures people like to post because the DM thinks an endless deluge of trauma and ambushes is good storytelling, and then fall back on "Challenging players is the DM's job!" Bro I'm here to tell a story, you think my level 3 warlock whose two invocations are "talk to animals" and "instant disguise" is built to get violated by a false hydra?

[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

It's always the animals doode they are sneaky as fuck

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Every animal is clearly just a druid in disguise.

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Or a slime monster

[-] GTG3000@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

"Funnily enough, everyone you insight check seems to be avoiding you and murmuring to one another behind your back, some times pointing at you when they think you wouldn't notice."

Because you're acting like a loon and people don't want anything to do with you.

...or maybe because the whole town is a big cult? Who knows!

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know, man. Those squirrels are some pretty crafty thieves. You never see them coming, and then they're off to sell their prize at the black market.

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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