[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

I don't usually use jelly, and put honey on it instead.

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Steampowered Giraffe reminds me of a friend who died a couple years back because she really loved them.

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The pillows that they made from the same material were in pillow cases and you could still feel it through them pretty easily. I doubt a sheet would help for the mattress. A mattress pad might be enough to cover the gross texture, but at that point you would have wasted money buying a gross feeling mattress when you could have bought one that didn't need a mattress pad to feel like a bed.

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I went to a furniture store with a friend to pass the time before she had to pick up her boyfriend up from work, and we were looking at the mattresses since she was thinking about buying a new one. The Purple mattresses were consistently disgusting feeling. They were made out of gel material and felt like those stress balls you get out of a gumball machine. I decided to test what it's like falling into the bed and as soon as my arms touched the mattress I knew it was a mistake. It felt like nails on a chalkboard. I would never be able to sleep in one of those beds unless I was wearing long sleeves, and maybe not even then. If I had a girlfriend who had one of those beds, I'd rather fuck her on the floor or just have her come to my place exclusively. They were also selling pillows from the same company, and they were heavy and the texture was even more noticeable.

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A while ago I sent my friends the covers of the Game Informer magazine that came out the month and year they were born. It was a cool thing to see. Sort like like the cooler version of a Zodiac sign, but only works if you're in your 20s or early 30s.

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know, man. Those squirrels are some pretty crafty thieves. You never see them coming, and then they're off to sell their prize at the black market.

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I'm already shorter than most women I'm attracted to. What's a couple extra feet?

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Just thinking about her for what purpose? ;)

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

During the super blue moon, I went outside and howled as quietly as I could so I wouldn't get the cops called on me. It was planned in advance with my friends.

[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There was a NY style pizza place within walking distance of my high school, and I would sometimes just order the breadsticks because it was cheap.

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[-] weremacaque@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I haven't, but I have pulled by shoulder lifting a mattress at a weird angle to put on a fitted sheet that caused me to hear ringing in my ears and made me feel like I was almost going to. That was maybe two weeks ago, but it stopped after I laid down for a bit.

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