I live in an area that gets a ton of visitors and I often have to make sure people understand the pet names they're hearing are for my yorkie (Things like 'cutie bootie' or 'sugar booger'.)

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, probably not a bad way to pick up women.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 37 points 11 hours ago

Mortified by the concept of catcalling a woman and a good relationship with his cat? Yup, those are two very green flags.

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 99 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The cat knew he was in trouble and was like: OK, this ONE TIME I will come running to you.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 36 points 16 hours ago

And remind him of it every time the cat wanted something.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 45 points 16 hours ago

That cat is a good wing man.

[–] rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago

Also, gay slang. "Hey Gurl!"

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 35 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I would demand cat pets to make up for it.

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Him cat petting her or her cat petting the cat?

[–] SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago

Yes

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de -2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

#that happened

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

In a surprising turn of events, it turns out that humans do, indeed, do human things.