I say get married in every state! Some states have really strict divorce laws. Nothing shows commitment like 50 layers deep on marriage. Plus, you can do your honeymoon at the same time
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Considering this.
I always wanted to get Vegas married. Like an axe murderer themed wedding with an Elvis as the preacher. It's not legally binding unless you mail the paperwork in, so you could just go home and frame it.
I'm actually married, so I would maybe just send in the paperwork for the hell of it
That's cute, but it doesn't count unless you have 14 rings
If you get married more than 99 times then it resets back to 0.
Careful. Bro has discovered the loophole.
those extra marriages aren't valid unless the parliamentarian approves
And until that happens Juan Guaido will act as interim husband.
Juan Husbando
My wife walked up to a clown statue and said "i do". I laughed and asked "what was that about?" She replied, "that wasn't the first time". I got got.
That's a pretty good spouse ribbing
We tease eachother constantly in ways like that. Our longest ongoing bit is trying to find sneaky ways to call eachother italians.
I have Italian heritage. I always thought that bit was funny
I'm a pudgy white straight millennial with colonizer heritage. Hexbears worst nightmare!
I'm First Nations and she's from Mexico. We gotta get really creative.
Divorce him two or three times as a threat. Just enough to keep him in line.
Getting platonically married 32 times...
As a bit.
getting married 255 times as a byte
no more half measures walter
Are you a banana phone by any chance?
So my sister had a baby almost a year ago and apparently he loves the song Baby Beluga. Well, I collect records and I thought it would be cute to get her a nice copy of Raffi: Baby Beluga to hang on his wall.
For some reason you can't get one for less than like $60 and insane shipping! Is Raffi like the secret underground pink band that released 20 copies of their album on vinyl and then hid them in trees around town for people to find?
I am not, but I have the banana bodyshape.
Darn, I don't know of anything else that's ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.
This little guy is all about the rings and dings 