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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 22 points 19 hours ago

And just whose fault IS that, Marjorie?

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 40 points 21 hours ago

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know just made a great point

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 20 hours ago
[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 28 points 21 hours ago

Yesssss. Eat each other.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You know, I was pretty adapted to this whole "dumbest reality" thing. I thought I had a good handle on it.

Now I'm agreeing with Bimbo Spacelasers on a political stance... I'm literally having an existential crisis to that.

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[–] spacer13@lemm.ee 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 21 points 21 hours ago
[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 21 hours ago

Well, duh, otherwise you'd never have been elected you moron.

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I do find it kinda sus that both CNN and fox are advocating for the us to get involved fucking up Iran.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

not really, cnn is owned by MALONE who is a hardcore trumper. he has the stake in ccn, its not litche apparently who was fired very shortly after he got hired.

He is the reason why ccn became fox-lite, soon other MSM-s followed the formula of becoming a fox lite to trick gen xers and some boomers who dont watch fox.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 21 hours ago

It's for OAN. sorry everyone

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 18 hours ago

She probably means they should getting their news from OANN and other more-right-than-FOX sources

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Here’s hoping some of the people in her camp receive the message.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Yeah that’s the thing, shes broadcasting to people that need to hear this, that would never see this in their feeds otherwise. Bannon and Carlson are too.

But if Trump pulls the trigger? Well, let’s see how they’ll cross him.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

What? No...say it isn't so. Fox News is a propaganda mouthpiece? I am just shocked I tell you, absolutely gobsmack shocked.

In other news...the sky is blue, for reasons that the Trump administration have deemed, illegal.

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