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    Banned words (sopuli.xyz)
    submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
     
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    [–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago

    I don't not use Arch, by the way

    [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 hours ago

    It says words, not phrases. So you're not allowed to use "I," "use," "by," "the," "way," or "and."

    [–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago

    I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn't need to misplace it lol

    [–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 25 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

    All words starting with N are banned I guess, like I use *ixOS btw

    [–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

    Niagara Falls and Nebraska. Any children whose names start with N - sorry little Neighthan, Nanceigh, and Naruto.

    [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago

    Naaron (Nay-ay-ron)

    [–] 8osm3rka@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

    The concept of "banned words" (other than the offensive stuff, of course) in a classroom is so funny to me. There is no way that the person who came up with that wasn't the sourest loser ever.

    [–] JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 2 minutes ago

    Plus kids will find a way. Our english teacher didn't want us to say 'shit', but to use 'sugar' instead.

    There was a lot of 'bullsugar' and similar in that class.

    [–] Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 hours ago

    Try teaching middle school. You’ll understand. That being said, teachers mostly do this as a joke.

    [–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago

    I remember one of my teachers banning "doh!". It didn't last very long.

    [–] beneeney@lemmy.zip 22 points 6 hours ago

    I always assumed (hoped) these were put up as jokes by the teachers. "Dang it Jeremy that's another one for the board!" type of banter.

    [–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 46 points 9 hours ago

    Looks like they banned how to use image editing software as well.

    [–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 65 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

    Not allowing Miku Miku Beams is reasonable tbh. Firing one of those off can level cities.

    [–] cm0002@lemmy.world 52 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

    This must be out of date, there's no big back or turning Ohio or anything. Not even a "ACkShuLly it's GNU...."

    [–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

    My kid and his friends didn't make up big back?? This list is old? Fuck. I'm at that point... I know nothing.

    [–] goatinspace@feddit.org 37 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

    I don't use Ubuntu, by the way.

    [–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

    I use Ubuntu just to trigger people.

    [–] sanderium@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 hours ago

    I use Arch to trigger elitists

    [–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 hours ago

    I use neither Arch nor Ubuntu, btw

    [–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

    The Linux version of "I went to college ^outside of^ Boston"

    [–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 32 minutes ago

    Most colleges are outside of Boston, classmate!

    [–] 17lifers@sopuli.xyz 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

    noo not miku miku beam >.<

    [–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

    you still have miko miko nurse and neko miko reimu at least?

    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

    I use stretch-ed Debian btw

    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

    I hope it doesn't have a gaping security hole

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    [–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Hubi@feddit.org 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

    All the words that start with n are banned

    [–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

    Noooooooo!!!!

    Oh, sorry....

    Ooooooooooo!!!!!!

    [–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

    I like how foul language etc is halfway down the list

    [–] sanderium@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    What is your favorite distro and why is it Arch?

    [–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
    [–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 hours ago

    Honestly 2 amazing reasons.

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    [–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 6 hours ago

    I get to break shit and it's my own, perfectly avoidable fault and not the work of some careless greybeard on another continent.

    [–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

    One of these line items isn't like the rest.

    [–] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    "N-words" plural? I can imagine edgy students going out of their way to avoid all words starting with that letter as a result of that rule, just to be difficult.

    The sign itself lacks words starting with that letter other than the rule which bans it, and the separate quoting of one word that has one in it somewhere suggests they're allowed as long as they're unspecified on the list (otherwise that entry would have been omitted), so it's entirely possible to misinterpret.

    On the other hand, avoiding all words starting with that letter seems like a fun idea, but will people even be able to tell? And it's surprisingly hard to express some concepts without it.

    [–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

    i see what you're up to here. you've created your whole post without words that start with that particular letter. i do disagree that it's hard to express yourself without it however; it's perfectly possible, i'd say simple, actually, to completely erase the letter from your vocabulary. i'm able to get by perfectly well without a sole use of it, all with perfect legibility. yes, i'd go as far as to say that it's probably close to the bottom of the list of letters ~~when~~ if ordered by value. get rid of it, i say. to optimize the alphabet is to get our speech closer to the speed of thought. after that, we ~~can~~ will start to chip at the big boys; your time has come, S!

    [–] palordrolap@fedia.io 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

    when

    can

    Almost. You did well, but it's too hard for me, except maybe for short phrases like this, which, regardless, still requires effort well above my comfort. It's the sixth most used letter by some measures. Seek out the typesetters' placeholder phrase where the first "word" has it as last (sixth), place, before the successor "SHRDLU", which show the order of the most used letters of, uh, latter-day British? Oof. Edit: Modified to avoid a superfluous usage.

    This hurts, so it's time for me to stop.

    [–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 8 hours ago

    it says n words they're allowed to have one

    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

    - "Any key"

    [–] ceenote@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

    They say there are multiple but failed to say which is prohibited, so I will avoid all words that use that letter.

    [–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

    foul language and N-words

    All of them? πŸ€”

    How you gonna teach English without being able to teach nouns?

    [–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

    How you gonna teach English without being able to teach ~~nouns~~ words which describe people, places or things?

    FTFY, you dirty n-word user you.

    [–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

    I assume high key was the class response to low key being banned, but I'm not up on the lingo.

    [–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

    It just means the opposite of low-key. The logic kinda tracks. I can't imagine why it would be banned.

    [–] meekah@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

    The Italian brain rot really got me tho. Tung tung tung tung tung... Sahur!

    [–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    Those are mostly sentences

    [–] tal@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago
    [–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

    Those are ~~mostly~~ highkey sentences

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