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submitted 1 year ago by mustGo@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I'm having problems with this.

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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

make too big of a tub of hummus to eat in one sitting

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I keep trying

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Make several tubs and put most in the fridge/freezer.

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Make a bigger batch of hummus

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

As someone who suffers the same issue, this is the only acceptable solution.

[-] hexachrome@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I will eat it before you have time to react

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Making homemade hummus is anti-zionist praxis.

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

physically impossible

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Use it as a topping for toast. Then I get too lazy to toast more bread and put it away

[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

If you eat it all it's okay to double dip the whole time

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

many small tubs

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

but that's when it's tastiest!

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Gang I have something to confess

The last few times I have had hummus it made my tummy really upset

I'm really afraid for my future of eating hummus

I don't get it, I can eat chickpeas just fine

[-] Umechan@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I condemn hummus's unprovoked attack on your digestive system.

[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

try eating smaller amounts more often

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I also have the same problem as OP

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

what are you eating with it? veggies? bread? cheese?

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

usually I cut up a red pepper like yum yum amirite

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

pepper's makin you shit

[-] Anxious_Anarchist@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Why would I not eat an entire tub of hummus, this seems like a non issue.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Make more hummus

[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

You're asking for the impossible. There is no such willpower in the universe that can achieve such lofty goals.

[-] seeking_perhaps@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I no longer make homemade hummus when I'm not immediately bringing it to some party where it will be gone in 0.2 seconds. It's kept me in shape.

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

It's kinda tough but you just have to make shittier hummus after a certain point.

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Eat slightly slower by savoring the hummus

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I eat it with my chamas tacos

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Make sure you dont leave it out for too long else you would need to condemn hummus

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Condiment hummus

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

You have to pregame your hummus by eating while you're making it

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

print this out and tape it to the lid

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Turn it into felafel, you'll at least have lasted as long as it takes to cook the felafel. Endurance is built in small steps.

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