They're not talking about a phobia either. He just thinks it's gross. Probably because of all the poors.
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There won't be any of those on the Bezos Space Station at least.
It's not going to be maintained by robots
Jesus christ this headline is just amazing. 😙👌
Not for nothing, but head of NASA is probably a better post than DoT for someone with siderodromophobia. NASA doesn't run very many subways.
They've apparently got an above-ground railroad, though.
I've been biting the onion recently so I just assumed this was another artical from them... fml NASA is one of my favorite organizations, I'd hate to see things fall apart anymore then they already have
Did it scare him away from being Transportation Secretary?