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circle j***ing much?

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Yeah you're right Pete, you're much smarter and faster than everyone else buddy, I'm gonna put this tweet up on the fridge because it's so clever

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] quetzaldilla@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I have about a 3:2 ratio in favor of stupid vs. smart.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It does not affect IQ, but the average ADHD brain is smaller.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3493096/

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 24 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

We just have good compression

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

PNGs in a BMP world.

[–] C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz 5 points 13 hours ago

Forced induction, bro

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 23 hours ago

running in circles doesn't make you faster

going blahblahblahblah doesn't make you smarter

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

ADHD makes you smarter? That’s some bullshit

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Saying that ADHD makes you smarter is bullshit. However there are definitely tasks that ADHD can make you better at which is likely what this person was refering to. There's a reason a lot of the best repair techs I work with have an ADHD diagnosis or show clear symptoms despite having never sought out a diagnosis. ADHD can make you really good and forming connections between different ideas that most people wouldn't be able to do as quickly which can help with, for example, diagnosing issues in complex systems. However if you ask those same people to perform a basic task thoroughly and in a standardized fashion then we're usually going to be way worse at it than the average person. It's literally just being differently abled.

For example, when I'm off my sweet sweet prescription speed, I can narrow down and locate issues in a building wide automation system in a couple of hours where other techs spent all day trying and failing to find it. But at the same time, when I'm off my meds, cleaning an ice machine can take me 6 hours where one of our neurotypical techs would easily have it done even better in under 3 hours and I will have no idea what I spent all that extra time on because I will have felt like I was rushing the entire time.

Some people see being able to do complex troubleshooting quickly as beeing "smart" but it's really just a different skillset. You could call me "smart" but I literally need regular doses of amphetamines just to be able to do the most basic prioritization like paying bills on time, and cleaning my house so I personally wouldn't say that I'm particularly "smart".

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

It helps with pattern recognition and one of the main aspect of intelligence tested on IQ tests are pattern recognition, so it might inflate the IQ scores of people with ADHD and gives the impression that they're smarter than the average person?

Also, lots of early primary school stuff can be easily deduced by pattern recognition. I coasted school until I hit high school, which I think a lot of people here can relate.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There's also a reason a very large portion of developers are neurodivergent.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

IT in general but yes, and you can tell they aren't smarter because a lot of them are Libertarians as well. Fucking morons.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 hours ago

devils advocate, some libertarians are baby leftists. I described myself as a libertarian throughout high school before experiencing the Real World™ as a college student/dropout/student again who had to support my dumb fuckin self with artificially inadequate social services

yeah I'm probably not a great person since I only changed my mind after Bad Shit Happened To Me Personally®, but like, a lot of humans be like that

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Curiosity is often enough.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

curiosity AND stubbornness. sometimes i don't have enough stubbornness left in me and have to give up and just feel dumb 🫠

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Oh i feel dumb most if the time, but then i talk to other people and that usually fixes it.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

oof. you also American? i live in the PA boonies and that... is a good point

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I dont use slurs for myself unless im reclaiming them.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

tfw i called myself murrican on the internet with a hard Am-

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago

Yes. I got it from an ex and now I'm smart af

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 100 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can we stop with the narrative that disorders that completely fuck your life up and make you struggle with things normal people do without thinking is somehow a ""superpower"?

[–] myplacedk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

ADHD has pros and cons. People usually forget about the pros, a little balance seems a good thing to me.

(Although ADHD does not mean higher than average intelligence, that is not one of the pros.)

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

For me, it's been a net negative (I think). But I wouldn't have been with my loved ones if I don't have ADHD.

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If you have an above average Intelligence, the mechanisms you develop can lead to excelling in many areas. But it comes at great costs and not everyone is this way. It also depends how bad you've got it.

[–] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

If you are smart, you manage it better and people perceive you as smart.

Uh... Duh? You basically said "if smart, smart".

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The last word is “disorder” for a reason

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 day ago

And the other D is for "deficit"!

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 113 points 1 day ago (5 children)

ADHD doesn't make you smarter or faster.

What are you talking about? I know very little about so many things! I can hyperfocus on like 3 different activities that just pass the time until death and don't benefit me at all!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't ever stop moving. I do isometric exercises constantly as part of my fidgeting. Some of my muscle groups, weird ones, are genuinely terrifying at this point. Like i have to be careful what gear i buy because ill just break some of it while im watching a movie.

If i didnt id be a lump. So not faster, but stronger, more flexible, more coordinated, with a little more endurance.

My curiosity and tangents over the decades have lead me to a ridiculously broad pool of knowledge, with very small wells of substantial depth, just kind of passively as a result of being me.

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[–] cynar@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago

ADHD makes you more intelligent in the same way that being chased by a bear makes you a runner, or having kids makes you a morning person.

A weaponised intellect is a useful counter to ADHD. We also tend to be built differently. Think tank Vs car. This makes us abnormally good at certain tasks, at the cost of others.

Poor impulse control, novelty seeking, and unlimited internet access tends to explain the rest.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I thought of a quick mental pace, frequently jumping from thought to thought, inevitably going off on tangents. That's what I interpreted from the line about being "smarter and faster." However, having that quickness translated into "smartness" is far from the only way for it to manifest.

You may have a quick mental pace, but it doesn't help you find solutions - it just repeatedly pulls you into depression or anxiety by effortlessly connecting negative thoughts to literally anything that crosses your mind. Or you have quick thoughts, but struggle to track back to things from earlier on - leading to a feedback loop of distraction that makes conversations, movies, and sometimes even your own ideas, very difficult to follow.

Side note: I feel like if I lived in a pre-literate society, I'd be far more disabled than today. I don't know how I'd function if I weren't able to write down my thoughts, or read (and re-read) information. The written word provides a structure and direction that the spoken word and abstract thoughts don't have. I may be seen as "smarter" in the modern world, but someone like me from the ancient past would've been at a massive disadvantage.

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like if I lived in a pre-literate society, I'd be far more disabled than today

Living and working in a more close knit social group could offset many ADHD issues. Our strengths and weaknesses could balance each other out.

Information retainment and such can be accomplished with songs and stories.

And we would be the scouts and night watch for the community. If neurodivergence isn't environmentally caused, and I don't believe it is, why would it still be so common in our species?

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Feels like gassing adhders up.

Fun but not accurate.

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

There’s a point in the movie Frank where the protagonist is talking to the parents of the mentally disabled musical savant he rode to fame and the subject eventually turns to his disability. The protagonist suggests to Frank’s parents that Frank’s experiences with mental illness are probably what made him so good at music. The parents object, and insist that he was always good at music; his illness only ever held him back.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

that was such a good movie, highly recommend

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

please stop glazing my mental condition it will get more confident and take over the world

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

if we tried to take over the world we'd get to the point of having an orbital plasma cannon array aimed at the world's capitols and defense command centers, make the "surrender or get glassed idiots lol" announcement, then realize we can't find one of the keys you need to turn to fire it

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

all i can say is ive met many people with adhd who are definitely not smarter than, well, anybody.

[–] GolfNovemberUniform@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think ADHD itself makes you smarter. It's more about autism and some personality disorders which look very similar to ADHD or even live alongside it.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Autism and other personality disorders don't make you smarter or faster, either...

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The fastest lemmy alive

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