Make them run from the molten lead.
Call it: the running billionaire
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2025
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I am sometimes saddened that "Authoritarian Good" doesn't seem to exist.
I mean, it's not hard to figure out values. Sure, some morons might think the good things you want are bad, but they're MORONS we can ignore them.
"Oh no! Save the billionaires! What if we become wealthy one day?" No, you won't. If you love them so much throw yourself in the pit with them.
What if we become wealthy one day?
What if you could just live comfortably for your entire life?
Aye, I could do that.
And what do we do with ~~witches~~ billionaires
each billionaire is 3 seasons, and it is as over the top as ty Pennington: every applicant gets healthcare, housing, and a job.
Wait, building schools and hospitals with lead? Seems like a bad idea but let’s do it. Can’t be much worse than what they have planned for us
at least you wont get radiation if a nuke hits.
We don’t need their money to pay for any of that, not providing them is an exclusively political choice.
The only justification needed to take their money is because them having it is an existential crisis for society.
It should be proportionally more expensive to remain rich.
New band name, I call it
As long as my band can still be "Surprise Blueberry Buttsex"
Sorry. I forgot. My band name is Cheesy McSneezer and the Cheesy McSneezer 7".
It would be a big lounge style band, where the songs are all covers of popular songs of the time, except dung in a lounge band style. The songs would all be sung by one guy, with a distinctive voice.
But every live show, there would be a new reason why Cheesy McSneezer couldn't be there that night. So instead, please welcome a one night only replacement of (insert famous singer from other famous band).
Nobody would know what Cheesy looks like, or who he is, but every night the replacement is different, and every night the reason he can't be there is different.