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cross-posted from: https://quokk.au/post/119979

Antisemitism envoy praises Elon Musk's X for using AI to 'root out hate'

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You kind of have to give the fascists some credit for so thoroughly infecting the previous victims of their heinous ideology, that they've (the victims) have literally become the offenders... Kind of wild when you think about it.

My simple brain can't process it

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 90 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If we dont go back to the regular timeline The Onion might actually go bankrupt

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago

Nah, they'll just transform into the only legitimate news source.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

right? This goes so far beyond typical "not the onion" fodder, it belongs in a community named I Can't Believe It's Not The Onion.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

c/notthenormalnottheonion

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 day ago

Mechahitler - famous antiracist

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

They look related. Closely, like inbred close.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Did she hit her head right before saying this?

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The latest news is her husband donated AU$50,000 to a far right group here in Australia so no, she did not hit her head.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Ah, just fascism. That explains the extreme mental illness.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Well, she might've, just when she was a baby, repeatedly.

[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 18 points 1 day ago

She’s a Zionazi, she always had brain damage.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It probably looked something like this:

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 25 points 1 day ago

As an Australian;

Fuck this treacherous cunt into the ground with a rusty spoon. Absolutely vile scant.

The difference between the Jewery and Jewish Council really highlights which ones are the fake Jews shilling for an ethnostate.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 15 points 1 day ago

Ugh. She's such a ghoul. I honestly hope her recommendations don't come to light because it'll really mess with what little protections we have left to protest.

[–] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Using a bazooka to fight explosions

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

We need to bring either The Day Today or Brass Eye back. Reality-grade satire is not working anymore.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yo what? Australia has so many anti-semites they have a whole envoy dedicated to them?

[–] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No.

They’re trying to exaggerate it into a big thing, so they can justify supporting genocide.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Israel has numerous state-funded "lobbyist" type positions (propaganda operative) in western economies to sugar coat their fascism. They do this the same as every religion; by recruiting and indoctrinating local jews from youth. These people receive state memos on tradecraft, talking points, etc. That's why the cult of zionism is so strong and widespread.

It's almost identical to Fox News / MAGA / the conservative cinematic universe.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

There have been a rise in blatantly antisemitic incidents of late, largely vandalism and arson, but mostly it’s just because the Australian Government are trying to fence sit a genocide.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Since the Palestinian people are the original Semites, Zionist are the actual Anti-semites.

That is why a Zionist is the envoy for the Anti-semites.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Segal responds by saying that she, alongside similar government representatives from around the world, have met with platforms like X that are “very keen to ensure that hate is not associated with their platform”.

The antisemitism envoy then said that “AI is the answer” to stopping hate on social media platforms.

“They are very focused on how they can construct their algorithms to root out hate or make sure it is swept from the platform without impeding proper free speech,” she said.

Just old, out of touch, sill caught and susceptible to the AI train. I imagine meeting tech illiterate politicians is a dream day for Silicon Valley marketing.

Show up, say fancy bullshit jargon. Bam! Government contract.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Leave it to mechahitler to weed out the hate, amirite?

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Antisemetism Envoy? So they're trying to NOT Bomb Starving Children?

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Christian Zionism is a sect of racists who believe in a corrupted interpretation of the Book of Revelations that if all the Jews are sent to Israel and then exterminated, it will bring about The Rapture.

Judaist Zionists are those that have been tricked by the Christian Zionists into a rounding up all the Jewish people into one big concentration camp.

Unfortunately, the location of this concentration camp is already occupied by other Semitic peoples, and has limited natural resources.

It is all very disturbing.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does Australia need an Antisemitism envoy???

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It doesn't. It's a means by which the Australian Labor government can defer to a pro-genocide Zionist clique to provide cover for its support of Israel's genocide of Palestine.

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago

While the regressive Coalition bitches and whines that not enough is being done in that direction.

Unlike the dumbass Yanks that allowed the Nazis in the door, I'll take what little we got.

[–] Booboofinget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You just can't make this shit up...

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope I'm using this in the right context but your envoy isn't being our cunt at all

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the context? I'd hazard a guess but figure it easier to ask without doing so.

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just the C word usage for Aussies being different then us yanks