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[–] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Brazilian '97 Chevrolet S10 very similar to this one:

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

93 Toyota Camry, manual transmission.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Same here! What are the odds?

What color was yours?

[–] Guthix@midwest.social 5 points 3 hours ago

Not a bad way to gather some security question answers I guess

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

1969 Mustang

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Jeep Grand Cherokee, 1998 model I think

[–] HeerlijkeDrop@thebrainbin.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Toyota Yaris

[–] jimp@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago

Yugo 45


Very much like this one

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

chevy caprice classic

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

bicycle I think

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago

2009 FIAT Punto

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 4 points 7 hours ago

Mom's green 94 Ford Taurus. But I learned to drive in Dad's 89 rust brown Honda Civic hatchback with a manual transmission.

[–] eugene171@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

The Honda Security Question Scraper

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 6 hours ago

Like most Brits, a Vauxhall (Opel) Corsa.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Shitheap.

Mark 2 Volkswagen Polo.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 20 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Car

I know nothing about cars

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Mine was definitely a car too

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Fairly easy. VW Golf. Almost all Driving School cars here are some sort of VW Group Cars (VW, Audi, Skoda)

[–] josefo@leminal.space 1 points 6 hours ago

Slightly different VW Gol

[–] hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

'96 Saturn Wagon in red. Mom bought it after a car accident left her unable to drive a manual transmission for a year when I was a freshman. She made me learn to drive in it, then as soon as I passed my test she brought herself a brand new Honda CRV with manual transmission and gave me the Saturn. I drove it until I finished graduate school in 06, I gave the Saturn back and she gave me $15k to buy a new car of my choice as a graduation present. My new husband and I chose a Ford Focus wagon, manual transmission, which we drove happily until it's final demise in 2023. Mom sold the Saturn to a friend in the next state of over for a few grand but she drove the poor thing into a flooded road and killed it less than a year later.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I used to have a little Saturn stick shift. It was the best car I ever had. Hated to see them go out of business.

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

I think it was a 2010 Camaro

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Took my test in 1997 in a 1994 magenta geo tracker with a stick shift.

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I daily a newer version of this car from 1999, also with a stick shift but no 4wd.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Aside from all the jokes I got about being a 16 year old boy driving a pink car, I actually mostly loved that tracker... soft top was my biggest bitch in the winter months it was impossible to get it warm.

[–] SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

Mine has the opposite problem, it's impossible to keep cool in the summer! Suzuki probably wasn't installing top of the line AC units in the 90s and 26 years and 240000 miles later it's probably a bit worn out.

But they are super fun to drive!

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I passed in 2007 with a VW Polo ❤️

At the moment, my learners are passing in a 2015 VW Scirocco 😎

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago

Kia Pride. First generation. Falling apart, basically a soda can with wheels. Clutch so atrocious that I basically had to relearn how to drive during those fifteen minutes. Allegedly someone I knew got one that didn’t even have a gas pedal, just a relatively high idle.

Only the finest public property here in Lebanon.

[–] benni@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Some Audi, it was quite nice and new and the instructor would pet it and whisper to it every time I stalled the engine during lessons.

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Yep it was a Ford Datamine

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 8 hours ago

My mother's car, a 1981 or so Dodge Aries K-car. I guess those who went to a driving school got their license from there as well? Back then we just got a short course in high school, drove a few times with the instructor, and then had to go to the DMV with our own car to do the actual test.

It took two times. The first time I had trouble starting the car (because it was a Dodge/Chrysler POS) so that instructor denied me after the third try at cranking it. Of course it rattled 17 year old me. Second time (different place, different instructor) went a lot smoother, only issue was my slamming on brakes for a red light, but that probably helped me rather than running it.

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

It was a pretty new Audi Q5 from the drivers school. This was in 2016

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

BMW 118i. Shittiest turn signals I have ever used. Come to think about it, maybe that is the reason BMW drivers avoid using them.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Toyota Corolla

My dad's car. The family car. Decent car.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

F.A.P. 1314 truck 6 years older than me.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 hours ago

FAP truck

Cruising around with the boys in that thing

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Oldsmobile Delta 88. I learned to drive in the largest car the driving school had. The thinking was if I could maneuver that beast everything else should be easy. I guess it worked?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

That's a beauty

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] keen@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 11 hours ago

null (haven't taken a test yet and don't have a reason to)

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 5 points 12 hours ago

Volkswagen Golf 3.

[–] iamahab@feddit.org 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 11 hours ago

1989 Mercury Sable. White exterior, red interior. Took me 3 tries before I passed.

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 4 points 12 hours ago

My instructor had a brand new BMW SUV but I took the final test in my dad's 1997 Subaru Impreza.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

My grandfathers Cadillac.

[–] snappy90@feddit.uk 4 points 12 hours ago

A Ford Focus

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

An old af Peugeot P4!

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