Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Anything but that! I'll never touch the stuff again!
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I'm not really sure how he lives with his head so far up his own ass and, frankly, I don't want to experience it firsthand to find out.
Thanks so much kind internet stranger!
I'll never do a marijuana again!
He's such a douche.
Most effective anti drug campaign I've ever seen.
No one wants to live like that.
I quit. I'm never touching the devil's weed again!
It's not worth getting stoned if there's even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.
Not going to lie that did send a shiver down my heart.
If anything weed cools him off, if he didn’t smoke he’d be even more insufferable
Yeah that kind of makes sense.
The heavy consumers I remember really fried their brain.
Actually thinking about it, and knowing what I know about drug metabolism, it could just be they did so much weed they were just high for a long period of time after they last consumed.
Can confirm, am Bill Maher