According to recent IDF report, the IDF says that you, the reader, are hiding a Hamas base inside of you

I went on a date and it was nice and fun and we wanted to go out again, but I am so very mentally ill that I do not think I have the capacity to see them very much :'(

I have a very hard time all day every day and when I talk to this person they're like "what's up with you how's your day? :)" and the true answer is "I am fighting for my life surrounded by utter darkness" but like I just don't think that's hot so I think I should just spare this person the trouble and worry only about myself for a while

Gonna give my kid a slavic name they'll never be able to pronounce correctly. Other kids will ask them how to pronounce it and they'll cry

I suffer no fools, yet I am the fool

I'm at the hospital accompanying a close relative who just had bariatric surgery. Two observations:

• It's a modern building and you need a special key to open the windows. People could fall out if the windows were open and sick people doesn't need fresh air anyways.
• The plastic bedpan they use to collect pee from the toilet is called a "Texas hat" due to it being shaped somewhat like a cowboy hat

Playing in vicky 3. France doesn't want me annexing my vassals, so i get amerikkka on my side for an obligation, and then demand force recognition so the obligation would become worthless and get 100k in reparations. Thanks amerikkka

We in here

Lol mgs master collection looks worse than x360/ps3 versions because they used worse AA

I saw a cute Italian man on Tiktok make a sandwich and I smiled. I think this means I'm no longer a certified leftist. Where do I turn in my vocel badge and exchange it for an individual toothbrush?

FWIIII ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^

Well I have covid now so that sucks. I'm pretty in shape and just feeling mildly bad so it's all good but other than drinking ginger what's the ways you've helped get over it.

Also, anyone know the updated timeline for returning to work without killing my co-workers? I'm up to date with all the vacs and I will be wearing a mask but I have some important shit to do next week that I can't put off.

FWIIII ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^ ^Huh!^ ^Hooh!^

Warren Buffet (or some billionaire) dies and every furry artist on the internet sees their commissions drop by half

It sucks that even when you have a job you don't actively hate that makes you enough money you're still constantly worried what would happen if you lost the job or if you had any kind of emergency. I was at the lowest of low points when I lucked into this job, I don't know what I'd do without it.

nobody else has said first so if i say first i will be first to say first

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Gonna track down the son of a bitch who told me the world was macaroni. That's not what Steve Harwell would of wanted you sick fuck!!!!

nothing like my wet hair touching my back while it's cold as hell. I seriously dread washing my hair in fall/winter

Hi

Anyone here play with virtual machines?

Are there repositories of saved systems that you can download and run on your own VM? I want to run windows 7 on one but I also don't want to go through the process of updating it manually now that it's out of service.

disembodied mouth sounds

Chatgpt suggested Ethan Hawke as Trotsky for an imaginary KPD vs SPD Weimar Germany black humor drama movie, I'm fascinated by that choice

Got a raise, most of the raise goes to the government now though 👍