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wiping sucks (aussie.zone)
submitted 10 months ago by Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone to c/4chan@lemmy.world
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[-] comador@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Bidets, the answer is bidets.

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean

edit: I'd personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[-] kinther@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Release, clench, release. Practice before you get old, or you might go incontinent.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Shit my dude, i remember when i was young as fuck some one talking about how to save toilet paper on big brother the tv show cause they sent the dumbest derro cunt out to do grocery shopping and they came back with nothing but junk and no shit paper.

Then someone mentioned this and i tried it and it worked.

Then i forgot the technique and have tried googling it numerous times to no avail.

And here you are with your wise words of wisdom

[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.

Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

They're a game changer

[-] lazyslacker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Seriously they're like $30 on Amazon, c'mon people

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

I love my bidet sooooooo much.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Need to wield the Squatty Potty and the Bidet, the sword and shield of battling painful poops.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Nah, chaddy daddy frequents one of those. Reeeeee!

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Just be glad you don't have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema on your scrotum

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Holy crap I get eczema on my lower legs and sometimes some spots on my face, but I can't imagine having it on my balls.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it's rough. The skin is so thin it actually splits sometimes if I don't catch it early enough (not all the way through, though)

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

I would be terrified of waking up one day and my nut had falling out cause it finally split

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I threw up a little reading that.

[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago
[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yup, according to the dermatologist. I have a prescription steroid cream that clears it up overnight. Fungus can take weeks/months to treat, and iirc steroids make it worse.

[-] shitwolves@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago

Better hope it's a rash and not a hemorrhoid. Otherwise buckle up for the worst week of your life.

[-] Norodix@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
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