Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it's irrelevant.
You might want to get that checked out if you haven't already... Or at least rethink your diet.
I've gotten myself checked multiple times and it's always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.
Shit after shower? Smh
Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
I hate that toilet. There's no little shelf for your comic book or to play army men on while you go.
Where are you supposed to put your chocolate milk????
How does it even flush without a tank on the back?
You see that big ass block high up on the wall? That's the tank for flushing. It's connected to the toilet through that pipe
Would suck to have to change the flapper in that contraption..
Wow what the fuck. That takes this to a whole new level for me.
Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?
Nope there's a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.
It's human centipede: high rise apartment edition
Why? You could just orient it the other way and it would be fine.
It's so you can be sick in the sink.
A little bit closer and you can shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.
It's doable just... messy.
Oooh, so convenient.
Having been in a few Turkish toilets with questionable sink/toilet proximity/orientation whilst unsure which end was going to go next, I have appreciated such convenient conveniences.
A poo with a view š
Only if you sit on the toilet backwards like some sort of animal.
Dude where else do I put my comic book while pooping?
looks like the photo has a serious amount of fisheye effect going on (those floor tiles are probably square in real life no?). i'm not sure it'd fit at all the other way, let alone with any room to move past it...
Honestly, rotating the toilet 90Ā° would make this good. I learned that it has advantages being able to lean your head against the wall while shitting. Having salmonella a very small apartment in Tokyo made me appreciate that convenience.š
it's like: "- hey, we forgot to build a bathroom! - No worries, I have an idea."
This is a super common bathroom layout in Hamburg. 1 out of 3 apartments has this.
With this toilet placement?!
I've seen it with the toilet close to the wall. Wouldn't say its the badest of the bad real estate, but the toilet placement is a lil bit weird.
š¶ A fresh coat of paint, can hide the mould away š¶
Just missing the bidet for the full French effect
Step over the toilet to get to the bidet. Step over the bidet to get to the shower.
Leapbog?
That big waste pipe suggests the floor above may have jankier arrangements again.
Thought this didn't look too bad until I saw the toilet
mine is really narrow like this, but the back of the toilet is on a 'long' wall, so it 'sticks out' instead. meaning you cannot sit straight on it without your knees hitting the wall. you have to step over it to get to the shower. and no window, or fan--or heat for that matter, either.
That looks like a bathroom from a building around 1880-1910 that I have seen several times in GrĆ¼nderzeit buildings in Germany
The Speisekammer 2/3 of the height under the window and entered from the kitchen is missing. But despite that it looks like the average Berlin Bathroom.
With the wrong hangover you know someone's gonna take that toilet out when trying to get around it / forgetting it's there
Heyyy idid my bathroom the same and it actually looks ok if you have the curtain behind the toilet
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