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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 59 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(

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[–] TurtleJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it's irrelevant.

[–] Patch@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You might want to get that checked out if you haven't already... Or at least rethink your diet.

[–] ava@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

I've gotten myself checked multiple times and it's always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

Smoke before taking a dump?

Shaking my smh

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[–] Froyn@kbin.social 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I hate that toilet. There's no little shelf for your comic book or to play army men on while you go.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

Where are you supposed to put your chocolate milk????

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does it even flush without a tank on the back?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You see that big ass block high up on the wall? That's the tank for flushing. It's connected to the toilet through that pipe

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Would suck to have to change the flapper in that contraption..

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago

Wow what the fuck. That takes this to a whole new level for me.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk 39 points 2 years ago

Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Nightmare question, but did they just tie the toilet into the existing floor drain?!?!?

[–] Gregorech@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nope there's a four inch line coming down from the upstairs neighbor, he likely has a similar time bomb for the guy below him.

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It's human centipede: high rise apartment edition

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why? You could just orient it the other way and it would be fine.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 24 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It's so you can be sick in the sink.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A little bit closer and you can shit, shower, and shave all at the same time.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

It's doable just... messy.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

Having been in a few Turkish toilets with questionable sink/toilet proximity/orientation whilst unsure which end was going to go next, I have appreciated such convenient conveniences.

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[–] ElCanut@jlai.lu 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A poo with a view πŸ‘Œ

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only if you sit on the toilet backwards like some sort of animal.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Dude where else do I put my comic book while pooping?

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

looks like the photo has a serious amount of fisheye effect going on (those floor tiles are probably square in real life no?). i'm not sure it'd fit at all the other way, let alone with any room to move past it...

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[–] lucullus@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Honestly, rotating the toilet 90Β° would make this good. I learned that it has advantages being able to lean your head against the wall while shitting. Having salmonella a very small apartment in Tokyo made me appreciate that convenience.πŸ˜†

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[–] GigaWerts 11 points 2 years ago

it's like: "- hey, we forgot to build a bathroom! - No worries, I have an idea."

[–] Konlanx@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is a super common bathroom layout in Hamburg. 1 out of 3 apartments has this.

[–] Freeman@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

With this toilet placement?!

[–] paurix@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

I've seen it with the toilet close to the wall. Wouldn't say its the badest of the bad real estate, but the toilet placement is a lil bit weird.

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[–] Tweak@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago

🎢 A fresh coat of paint, can hide the mould away 🎢

[–] HollandJim@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just missing the bidet for the full French effect

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Step over the toilet to get to the bidet. Step over the bidet to get to the shower.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago
[–] apis@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

That big waste pipe suggests the floor above may have jankier arrangements again.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

Thought this didn't look too bad until I saw the toilet

[–] ares35@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

mine is really narrow like this, but the back of the toilet is on a 'long' wall, so it 'sticks out' instead. meaning you cannot sit straight on it without your knees hitting the wall. you have to step over it to get to the shower. and no window, or fan--or heat for that matter, either.

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[–] storcholus@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That looks like a bathroom from a building around 1880-1910 that I have seen several times in GrΓΌnderzeit buildings in Germany

[–] Philipp@lemmy.loomy.li 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The Speisekammer 2/3 of the height under the window and entered from the kitchen is missing. But despite that it looks like the average Berlin Bathroom.

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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

With the wrong hangover you know someone's gonna take that toilet out when trying to get around it / forgetting it's there

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Heyyy idid my bathroom the same and it actually looks ok if you have the curtain behind the toilet

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