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DnD will be MANDATORY
Fun will now commence.
You will have fun, whether you like it or not.
Congratulations, you are having fun. Please do not resist.
The DnD will continue until morale improves
The beatings will continue until morale improves. Does a 12 hit?
Imagine getting dishonorly discharged because you missed too many dnd sessions
Too light a punishment, I say!
"we're wargaming sir" "With goblins and wizards?" "Yes"
"The greatest threat to security policy is the belief that there is no threat."
"Real world Russian capabilities are shown to be lacking, so the Red Menace are now Red Wizards."
Ish. Dont shit where you eat. Its risky to play with coworkers, but really dangerous to play with your boss. I highly advise everyone NOT to do it
Ehh really depends on your boss. And honestly it depends on you also. If either of you can't separate work from personal time then you really shouldn't be hanging out. But for most of the bosses I've had, some lighthearted social time outside of work was perfectly fine.
Monopoly is fine. Dnd is another beast.
Monopoly destroys families. That's like the one game I will not play with my boss.
Please tell me you can play a single campaign without playing the horny bard, buying slaves, or torturing goblin prisoners
Can vary. If they were all planning to come anyway, this is just hilarious.
That's just silly. I DM for a group made out of two of my employees and two other people in different teams. It's only brought us together more, now we do stuff for each other's birthdays and have our own inside jokes and shit, there's only been positive outcomes.
u.s. troops playing d&d instead of murdering people is a win in my book
what if I told you more of us play dnd than kill people in the first place?
And we agree, way more fun
This is why you shouldn't try and make friends with your boss. Too much of a power difference.
Imagine being a private and marrying a Major. She could just order me to mow the lawn, haha. she could order me to cook dinner every night and wear a slutty apron while I do it lol. She could order me to go down on her while she does paperwork and writes up punishments for other male soldiers under her command who have messed up during the week. She could make me lay down face up while she does pushups with her hands around my throat so she's choking me out the whole time. Geez that would be funny, right guys? Haha!
Haha.. unless?
Soldiers have the duty to disobey orders that are illegal or unconstitutional, so she could not make you wear a slutty apron because that would likely violate your right to personal identity.
Aaawww... *sadly takes it dow
Generally people don't commit to a campaign if it's not something they want to do. In my experience, the "scheduling conflicts" referred to are probably other responsibilities outside player control. I can't claim to be intimately familiar with military life, but I presume they aren't being ordered to supercede the players' will to be there, but to take advantage of the military hierarchy to clear their play time from other orders.
I play with the person who makes my schedule, and it's awesome.
Hope this works/eases stuff up.
Scheduling problems are real, and a big headache!
From what I see its paid pay ... sign me up for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week Captain.
Well that's one way to increase recruitment. Mandatory D&D time.
Kraken Kampaign…. That’s one letter short of being a bit concerning…
Fun fact. In Finland KKK is known for "Kylmä, Koho, Kompressio" or in English, "cold, lift up, compression" for treating common sport injuries
It’s probably nothing. You could say the same about “Krusty Krab.”
Kraken Kampaign of Karnage
Average KDE enjoyer
Yes! That's fuuuuuuckin glorious
It's a "team building" exercise in office/corporate life. Lol
Rocks fall, you die. The campaign is over.
Then email everyone but her.
I like point 5.