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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about a banana?

Checks username

....oh

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I'm over here amazed that if you replaced the ¢ with $, the menu would be instantly updated to current restaurant prices.

Those aren't prices, they're age restrictions

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

I just want a picture of a god dan hot dog.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's almost certainly a girl cat though

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fellas is it gay to like girls like your literally banging someone who likes dicks

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Girls like dick and so do gay people so liking girls makes you gay. Plus you’ve touched a penis way more times than a vergina so you’re double gay. The only way to not be gay is to have sex with a real manly lesbian as far as I can tell

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Saying girls can't be gay and eat hotdog?

Yes, the probability is very high that it is a female.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can you tell? Did you look up its skirt?

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In case you want to know, 3 color cats are almost always female because the (orange and black) color gene is in the X chromosome so the only way a male cat can have two colors is if it has two or more Xs, which is pretty rare.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a male cat that is white, grey and dark grey 😐

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...grey and dark grey are both grey lol

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's like saying blue and light blue are the same color 😐

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

In cat fur colours, they are.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always knew Jesus had a big wiener.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s Lt. Danjus.

He asked for god Dan and a hot dog.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope it is Jesus offering up his wiener so we can put it in our mouths.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That works for me too.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Blackout@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry! Please, can I have one now?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Nooooo I can change stop being such a cun...constable I was going to say constable!

[–] kingludd@lemmy.basedcount.com 2 points 1 year ago

no soup for you.

[–] BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you even know how hot dogs are made? Did me a favor tbh...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crush up some biomass and fit it in a butt tube.

[–] BigBlackCockroach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They use artificial tubing these days... so you aren't even getting the full aroma...

Artificial butt tubing is better

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't want your oscer mier wiener having ass

Well now you'll certainly not get a hot dog