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[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 41 points 11 months ago

Female serotine bats have a large membrane between their tail and ankles which they can use to shield their genitals.

During mating, the males grab the females by the nape and use their large penises like an extra arm to reach around and remove this membrane, the researchers said.

Then follows a long, still embrace called "contact mating," during which sperm is transferred.

While this form of reproduction — also called "cloacal kissing" — is common in birds, it had never previously been observed in a mammal.

For serotine bats, the process takes some time. The average session was 53 minutes, but the longest lasted nearly 13 hours.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 25 points 11 months ago

I guess I didn't invent my signature move, after all.

[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

If you do it for 53min,you rock whatever you do

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

On average, that's about right, sometimes up to 13 hours.

[-] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Im starting to think you are hanging upside down while commenting...

[-] UnknownHandsome@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

That third arm penis must be nice.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

This is the fucking coolest science stuff I've read in a long time.

Fasel speculated that the female bats could use their unusually long cervixes to hold onto the sperm of several different males for months before choosing which male they bear offspring with.

Like WHAT. COOL

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

A perfect not the onion. Hilarious and interesting!

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

And he never asked the bats for consent to be filmed😤

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

"What did you do during the pandemic, Jan?"

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

I don't know why, but this bat kinda looks like Jordan Peterson

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

bats are the only animals who are well hung in two distinctly different ways apparently

[-] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 7 points 11 months ago

That's why the ladies call me Batman

[-] koper@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

Because, like in bats, your penis isn't used for penetration?

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Penis tentacle.

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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