All empty spaces should be shot glasses filled with water to help avoid a hangover.

This is an astounding level of bullshit even from a country that gives its full throated support to anyone with a net worth in the 7 figures or greater.

If we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

I'm going to need a lot more ammo, is there still a shortage? (Hey NSA, this is sarcasm)

I have 1 friend, is that enough?

Da

Hood has been pissing me of lately, for some reason the only cottage cheese I have been seeing locally is small curd which I don't like, I want large curd but it's been unavailable for months.

Childbirth, my hand was killing me.

zodica

I don't think assisted suicide is dystopian, I think it's incredibly progressive and I wish it was more widely available. We give our pets more dignity in death than our loved ones and it sucks. The fact that we'll keep a corpse animated for years just because we can't let go is pretty fucking dystopian though.

I'm surprised, he was such a well spoken, policy driven candidate, you wouldn't think he would just roll over like this.

Didn't he say he's a zionist?