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Defenders of oatmeal (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] BraveSentry@feddit.de 125 points 11 months ago

To be fair, most things don´t taste that well on their own.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 71 points 11 months ago

Now finish your bowl of ketchup.

[-] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Spinach meet lime.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago
[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, I've tasted a lot of single men who taste great!

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[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 101 points 11 months ago

Wait until you hear about rice and pasta.

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 19 points 11 months ago

Pasta? You mean flour with a bunch of stuff added to it?

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[-] markstos@lemmy.world 79 points 11 months ago

Defenders of McDonald’s chicken nuggets surprised to learn they contain 38 ingredients.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Not to mention drowning each bite in a little tub of bbq sauce

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[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 50 points 11 months ago

Oatmeal is a grain product, so yeah, adding other things to it to make it more to your personal liking is kinda the point.

This is like saying bread is bad because most people like it in a sandwich.

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[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

Oatmeal like rice, tofu, grits, or any number of other foods is a flavor vehicle.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

I dunno man, rice is pretty delicious on its own

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago

I prefer it with water and maybe some salt though

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[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 39 points 11 months ago

Well no shit, ever heard of cooking?

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why do people insist on randomly hating what other people eat? The textbook definition of differing tastes between different people than cannot be accounted for? Unless your kid is named Oatmeal and they ate them, maybe mind your own business.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

You heartless bastard! Oatmeal was my second-favourite son and that bastard seasoned him with store brand ketchup! STORE BRAND!

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[-] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean, in a pinch you can get away with just butter and salt. Oats taste fine by themselves, it's just really boring after two bites.

EDIT: I am not a horse.

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

EDIT: I am not a horse.

Too bad. I would have been very impressed if you were, considering you're posting comments on an Internet forum.

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Steel cut oats don't need anything except maybe a little milk. They're delicious, fight me.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 22 points 11 months ago

Dude, you enjoy plain oat meal. I ain't getting in a fight with someone like that. That's like picking a fight with Popeye because he eats plain spinach.

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[-] zilla@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

I love and eat oatmeal every day. More than ones through the day actually, plain

Just oats and water.

If i want something different than nothing beats fruits in this game for me. A good apple sauce is also awesome on oatmeal.

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

The defense of Oatmeal is that it's insanely good for your health and will help you lose weight if you can shovel unsweetened oatmeal down your pie hole every morning.

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[-] poopsmith@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I eat oats just about every single day. The only time I'm not eating oats is around the holidays.

But I definitely don't mind unflavored oats. Normally I eat them savory, but plain oats are fine I suppose.

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No matter how much you try to trick us by posting on the internet, we can still tell you're a horse!

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's fine by itself. I mean, it ain't winning any awards for taste, because it's not good but it's not awful either. It just exists. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I just put a handful of blueberries or cut up strawberries in mine for some stimulation. The main reason for me to have oatmeal is that it is super quick and extremely filling with just a small portion. Efficiency food.

[-] Bimily@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago

Everyone defending blank canvases arw like, "once I add 17 things to it, it looks so good."

That's what op sounds like.

[-] didnt_readit@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I make it with milk instead of water and mix in some sugar and cinnamon. I don’t feel like that’s an excessive amount of condiments lol

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[-] pirat@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I use stArch BTW

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

You ever eat plain oatmeal? It's alright, a bit plain but it's got it's distinct subtle flavor and isn't bad.

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I feel personally attacked.

Did anyone want the list?

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[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago

And here I am, enjoying just plain oats with tap water 🤷‍♂️

If all you eat is flavoured, over salted, over sweetened, highly processed food, then that's all your tastebuds will find enjoyable.

[-] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago

Hey, not everyone can be a gruel eating peasant /s

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[-] Rockyrikoko@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

It's like saying you like plain white flour, when an reality you like lasagna

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[-] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I've eaten oats with oatmilk. It was good.

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[-] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Isn't that the same for literally everything that we eat?

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[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Same with Starbucks coffee

[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oatmeal can't compare to the natural tasting notes of cinnamon toast crunch

Edit: On a serious note, Oatmeal is kind of like Coffee where you start by getting the ready made instant stuff, get a taste for it, begin to narrow your selection and then create your own perfect formula

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[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 12 points 11 months ago

7 of those 17 things are sugar and sugar accessories

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[-] SneakyWeasel@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I literally eat oatmeal raw and dry like a godamm horse eating out of a trough. Yes I have a problem.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Y'all sleeping on savory oatmeal. Make it with stock instead of milk or water, throw a fried egg on top, and that's good eatin

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Oatmeal with some cinnamon is great, if you don't have the palate of a child

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