"Bite my ossified, decrepit ass."
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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"Oh, lord. He's made of bone."
Only 40%
That’s great!
Shut up baby, I know it!
Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.
Love the gold tooth touch 🤣🤣🤣.
What’s written lower right? I can read “polished” and “alcohol”…
Homo Automatum
United States of America, 1999
Humanoid creature made from metal. Its behind's surface was extremely polished.
Scholars maintain it was fuelled by alcohol.
ID # 1999 2-
(Best I could do.)
(e: added a word; updated based on replies.)
I think your missing words are, "Scholars maintain."
I think you’re right. Updated, cheers.
It’s under/behind surface was extremely polished.
I see ‘its’ (no apostrophe), but not under/behind. That word seems to end in ‘f’ and has either an ‘s or a citation mark?
This is gonna bug me now.
I'm pretty sure it's "its behind's surface was extremely polished". Unfortunately, in looking it up, I found out it's an NFT.
That explains why I couldn’t find a source image, thanks.
I feel sorry for whoever paid for this.
There's a whole collection with different textures on the head. The same "artist" seems to do skeletal renders of a lot of cartoon characters on the same pedestal with some sort of description you can't read because the rendered videos (they're videos for some reason) are too low resolution.
That’s the same image with the same jpeg artefacts, but with extra tracking algorithms, so thanks.
I got "humanoid....made....... extremely polished"
..is this a 3D rendering or a physical sculpture?
Wild that I can no longer tell.
It’s an NFT that may be a 3D render but may also be an AI generated image, or anything in between. Difficult to tell since the only versions available online are identical to this post (flat jpegs).
That's a fine rodriguensis fossil specimen ya got there, sonny boy.
"We're boned"
Bite my shiney boney ass
Shut up baby I know it
Not what we're looking for. Throw it in the soup!
"The fact that we're in the same genus makes me ashamed to call myself Homo!"
bunda
Bite my matt flesh ass